Stephanie
@Stephtfoo
Wife, mommy, and cat lady ๐ป๐โโฌ๐โโฌ๐ป. ๐ค๐Golden Knights ๐๐ค ๐คโค๏ธBucs โค๏ธ๐ค ๐๐#9 ๐๐ and gaming ๐ฎ
Just Bruce Cassidy casually giving a pregame speech to my sonโs 10u team.
Serving sugary drinks with cane sugar in glass bottles wonโt significantly change anyoneโs health. This is performative nonsense that summarizes how silly the โMAHAโ movement is.
Listening to your cat cry on the drive to the vet is like being killed with 100 hammers
This was the greatest commercial back in 2009! R.I.P Ozzy Osbourne๐ค๐ป๐ข
Rest easy, Prince of Darkness
It is with more sadness than mere words can convey that we have to report that our beloved Ozzy Osbourne has passed away this morning. He was with his family and surrounded by love. We ask everyone to respect our family privacy at this time. ย Sharon, Jack, Kelly, Aimee andโฆ
"Sorry I got plans" The plans:
No way this dude is trying to blame Coldplay for his affair being exposed. Pretty sure itโs not a private moment if youโre at a concert bro.
โI also want to express how troubling it is that what should have been a private moment became public without my consent.โ - Astronomer CEO, future future divorcรฉ, Andy Byron blaming Coldplay and everyone not named Andy Byron for busting up his marriage
The whole town is talking about our 9th Las Vegas residency ๐คฉ #VegasBorn
I keep getting podcast ads for flavored mayo and no, I will not be โeating my wordsโ Mayo is fucking gross and no flavoring in the world is making that shit edible.
My biggest boomer take is WHY ARE THERE APPS FOR EVERYTHING????? Like why are you redirecting me from your website to an app just to buy one thing? Iโm no longer interested.
Every little big helps! Make sure you scan your receipts for Box Tops! btfe.smart.link/h4lumupxm?creaโฆ
Who needs a signed @MikeEvans13_ football to hold you over 'til training camp? Repost, like & follow for a chance to win โผ๏ธ
Bison may look friend-shaped, but they already have all the friends they want. Keep your distance and donโt make it awkward. ๐ฆฌ
New episode at 2:39 on a Tuesday? Letโs gooo!!! @SwindledPodcast

As someone who breaks out in massive, welty hives every time they take penicillinโฆ this.
Some people have very bad - even life threatening - reactions to penicillin. It's rare but it's very real. But do they then go on a life's mission to completely ban it so no one can ever again receive antibiotics? No Same should apply to vaccines.
Just minding my own business driving along when an emergency weather report for QUARTER SIZED HAIL goes out for the south end of town.