Legally, Stephen Peragino

You lurkin or what ma

With the mfing finesse

Sorry I said “I don’t have a phone” when you asked for my number

Stop drinking cold foam beverages with a straw 2026

Most days I think I’m on punk’d

I gotta save NPR, PBS, AND The Muppets???

This next one goes out to the USPS

“Cooked” doesn’t even begin to describe

Use your words!! Use your words!!!!!!

Every time I think about it, it grosses me out all over again

Built like Gollum and you’re looking at ME crazy???

Just Friends knew what they were doing with that album

But there’s a difference between being woke and being socially aware

Wouldn’t that be crazy

lol you tried it

Gtfo my face poser

I’m going to choose to be delusional about it

Ah, the terrible twenty-threes

Using oxiclean powder bc I like how it sounds in the little scooper