Statman Dave

Tom Heaton faced 3 shots (all deemed big chances based on xG) in the half that he played against Leeds United last weekend. A late charge for the starting spot? 👁️

Bruno Fernandes created more chances (91) and played more line-breaking passes (89) than any other player in the Premier League last season. Top of the charts. 📈

Predict their Premier League goals + assists next season: 🔘 Bryan Mbeumo — 🔘 Matheus Cunha —

Hugo Ekitike averaged 0.91 expected goals + expected assists p90 in the Bundesliga last season, putting him in the top 1% of players in the league. Elite underlying numbers. ✅

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Bryan Mbeumo & Matheus Cunha were directly involved in a combined 48 Premier League goals last season. Manchester United scored 44. A HUGE upgrade in attack. 📈

U23 central midfielders who had 50+ tackles and 50+ take-ons in La Liga last season: 🇪🇸 Javi Guerra 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham 🇪🇸 Pedri All-action trio. 👊

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Only Erling Haaland (85), Mo Salah (66), Alexander Isak (54) & Ollie Watkins (50) have scored more Premier League goals than Bryan Mbeumo (38) over the past three seasons. Elite output. 🔝

Name a player you’re looking forward to seeing more of on Manchester United’s pre-season tour… I’ll start with Sékou Koné. 👇

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Bryan Mbeumo covered more ground (387.6km) than any other forward in the Premier League last season. Quality and graft. ✅

Only Mohamed Salah (47) & Alexander Isak (29) were directly involved in more Premier League goals last season than Manchester United’s Bryan Mbeumo (27). The most productive PL player Man Utd could possibly have bought. ✅

Bryan Mbeumo in the 24/25 Premier League season compared to Man Utd’s top performer in each metric: 🔘 More attempted take-ons 🔘 More successful take-ons 🔘 More carries into the box 🔘 More goal-creating actions 🔘 More shots on target 🔘 More fouls won 🔘 More crosses 🔘…

Bryan Mbeumo in the Premier League 2024/2025: 🥇 Most crosses (202) 🥇 Most expected assists (9.3) More than just a goalscorer. 🙌

Bryan Mbeumo has scored 10 Premier League goals in 2025 so far. The only players with more are Alexander Isak (11) and Mohamed Salah (12). World class output. ✅

No player across the Premier League scored the opening goal of a game more often than Bryan Mbeumo (9) last season. United have been desperate for a player who can regularly break the deadlock. 😅

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Players who’ve accumulated more non-penalty xG than Nicolas Jackson across Europe’s top five leagues since the start of 23/24: 🔘 Erling Haaland 🔘 Harry Kane 🔘 Robert Lewandowski 🔘 Serhou Guirassy 🔘 Mo Salah 🔘 Kylian Mbappé 🔘 Alexander Isak An absolutely elite group. 🤷‍♂️

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