Stansaid Airport

Just collected today's drop off fees. Might go camping this weekend.

On this day in 1985, Ryanair flew for the first time from Waterford in Ireland to London. 40 years later, they’re hoping to reunite those passengers with their luggage.

Do you enjoy having a chef’s bollocks dragged slowly over your breakfast, lunch or dinner? Then why not try sending your food back in one of our restaurants?

Damn. There’s been a terrible accident in the freight warehouse. A pallet of spices fell on Big Bob, who then staggered backwards and fell into a vat of cream. He's stable, but in a Korma.

Wonderful picture just in. Kim Kardashian enjoying a break down under. I’ve never understood the attraction of hugging those things, it's well known they're riddled with Chlamydia. Still, the koala doesn’t seem to mind. Marvellous.

Bob from Freight got married this morning! Benny from Maintenance was Best Man. Oh ffs...

The school holidays have started, so have our Summer Camps! The inflatable slides seem to have gone down really well. Book fast, only one or two places left.

🎶You’re not going on a, Summer holiday, Go back to work for, A week or two, Fun and laughter from our, Baggage Handlers, And lost luggage from me to you, Compo claim rejected too🎶

That's the backlog nearly cleared, so wherever you're flying, enjoy the Easter weekend.

I flew Ryanair to Milan once. I then spent a lovely week driving through the countryside, and eventually I got to Milan.

Amazing. One of our sniffer dogs performs CPR on a passenger who took a turn for the worse. These working animals are incredible.

Working in an airport has its perks. For example, I was given a couple of upgrades on the way back from the Caribbean. I used them to go from Economy to Business then to First. Girlfriend was raging apparently, but I couldn’t really hear her as she was in the back of the plane.

You can now use your smartphone to get served in our restaurants. Simply bounce it off the skull of the waiter to get the lazy bastard's attention.

That's the problem with those Cessna Citations, as soon as they see a sheep, they chase.

Please be aware that we will not tolerate verbal or physical abuse against any member of staff, unless you have paid the verbal and physical abuse fee. Thank you.

Went to a charity concert last night. I'll tell you what, the Opera crowd don't like you singing along with the vocals do they?

I really feel for Andy Byron's wife. What a way to find out he's a Coldplay fan.

Very good day for young Kenny in distribution. Passed his HGV test this afternoon and is now ready to work in our freight division. Well done lad.

On this day in 1938, Howard Hughes completed his flight around the world in 91 hours. Despite his best efforts, he couldn’t find Lisa Stansfield’s baby.

I really miss the romance and grandeur of flying. This was a typical staircase to the upper lounge on the first 747 jumbo jets.