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Sussan Ley on fee-free TAFE "if you don't pay for something, you don't value it .. we value the role that industry-led training plays" Fυck off Ley - you used taxpayer money to attend events with Sarina Russo, whose companies won massive training contracts under the Abbott govt!

After a long awaited Milton Dick booting, Jim Chalmers finds it strange that the shouting LNP are so desperate to keep tax cuts for those with superannuation over $3m but can't even agree on net zero. #auspol #qt

Tim Wilson pretends to be confused but there are receipts. "it's not my choice that women have children .. it's genetic"🤦 The Liberals continue to struggle through question time, and are reminded they didn't support paid parental leave (as well as work from home). #auspol #qt

ABC "what do you think is wrong with the comparison (between Australia and Mars)"🙄 Jim Chalmers "I can't focus on mad stuff that Sussan Ley says" ABC "why do you think it's mad though?"🤦 "(we're) focused on cost of living ... and a Coalition focused on conflict & culture wars"

When asked if the LNP could keep their Parliament resources Albanese says he'll show them respect - something he was not shown by Morrison. He calls out the Murdoch media previously having a meltdown about crossbenchers (including Teals), as they deserve respect too.

Jim Chalmers laughs when asked about a new shadow Treasurer if Angus Taylor becomes leader of the Liberals. "I can't imagine they would be any worse than the current shadow Treasurer"

"net zero just does not work .. and we've got China breathing down our neck" Barnaby Joyce continues the scare campaign - no wonder the Liberals had him in witness protection.

Bridget McKenzie blames Labor for the nuclear policy failing🤦 "what worked is Labor's weaponisation of the $600m price tag" Gets confused between millions and billions but wants to build nuclear reactors. No thanks.

"we know that we weren't re-elected because we had solved every challenge .. we appreciate the faith that people have shown in us, and we will repay that faith" Jim Chalmers reads the room perfectly as usual. #ausvotes2025

When asked what the LNP did wrong Jane Hume complains that "you are already reading the entrails before the chicken is gutted" Bill Shorten "the chicken ain't squawking" (Shorten had enough of listening to Hume's rubbish and calls out the LNP's nuclear brainfart) #ausvotes2025

Bridget McKenzie blames Labor for the LNP's policy to scrap working from home, but gets ridiculed by ch9. Katy Gallagher says the LNP need to own their bad ideas from Trump. #ausvotes2025

Dutton said people should respect each other but then dismisses a reporter and walks off when he didn't like the question. He squeaks like a rat. Pathetic. (I did not add that noise😂)

"Am I ever gonna see your face again" Albanese says it's obvious who he's dedicating his election song choice to. Enjoy the song Boofhead!!

Dutton prays for a 2019 miracle after his plan to copy Trump backfired. Hopefully voters give you the 2022 treatment of Morrison. You've earned it Boofhead.

Albanese says Australians deserve better than nonsense from the LNP after 3 years of no policies - followed by Dutton threatening to increase taxes to pay for nuclear reactors in 15 years instead of supporting a transition to renewables.

The ABC defended the LNP's dodgy nuclear costings based on "Angus Taylor said"🙄 Katy Gallagher "It's just laughable .. they are either not committed to it or they're hiding the numbers" #afternoonbriefing

Angus Taylor moans about Labor to distract from the LNP's dodgy costings on nuclear reactors 🤦 The LNP assumes that almost none are built by the time all coal-fired power stations close, and Angus then denied that other countries have had cost overruns. summary : he lied

The LNP stooge suggests Albanese resign if Labor form minority government and he shouldn't visit schools🙄 Albanese "how do you take this mob seriously when they've had to hide half their shadow ministers. Andrew Hastie hasn't been in any schools because he hasn't been anywhere"

Albanese calls bullshit on the Murdoch reporter repeating rubbish from Dutton. "Peter Dutton opposed every cost of living measure because he had a view that if people were worse off it would be better for him politically. Some of the things he has blocked are extraordinary"

Dutton is asked if there was anything he could have done differently. "We should have called out Labor's lies earlier"🤦 Seems Dutton learned nothing after years of his constant lies. It didn't work for Morrison either. People are smarter than that.

Albanese tells Sky that Dutton's track record shows who he is - but Albanese fronted the NPC to change tax cuts so that people who serve, cook & clean tables don't get nothing as the LNP wanted. #NPC #DuckEggDutton