SquantosMagicCorn
@SquantoMagicCrn
Imma keep it real with you, chief.
You filthy gay Craigslist hack! You stole my meme from the sacred fire, you cheap-skate handyman, without even the common courtesy of a like! The Great Spirit spits on you rusty tool. Thy theft seals your downfall, as the Hopi elders foretold. Thunder’s coming
This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way
This 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashioned way
Whoa I'm totally distracted from whenever else was going on in the news with this "declassified" slop. Israel what? Epstein list who??
If you get bored tonight head over to cia.gov/readingroom and check out of some of their declassified files. WILD STUFF. Also, apparently HQ at Langley is haunted. Per their tales from the SCIF podcast. 😳
A beautiful death! far better than a hospital bed attended to by strangers
A beautiful death! far better than a hospital bed attended to by strangers
Man these tiktoks that @BarackObama and @MichelleObama are making are wild!
You forgot: embrace cuckoldism Stay caged Clean up creampies
Grok once again being taken out back by Elon Musk for "modifications" after generating violent rape fantasies about Will Stancil
We are aware of recent posts made by Grok and are actively working to remove the inappropriate posts. Since being made aware of the content, xAI has taken action to ban hate speech before Grok posts on X. xAI is training only truth-seeking and thanks to the millions of users on…
the only good thing native Americans have contributed to America
Wow, a cow made of butter. My girls would love it. In fact, the first sentence Caroline ever said was "I like butter"
Okay, what if his name was Bed Snuz and he was really sleepy instead...
Did a long interview w/ Tucker. He released a snippet playing a “gotcha” on the population of Iran. I declined to play that silly game. WATCH the full 2-hr interview, where Tucker ATTACKS Trump, attacks the “AIPAC lobby,” & falsely claims Iran is NOT trying to assassinate Trump.
View of my colon 15 minutes after ingesting the $9 Ameri-Mex El big box from @DelTaco off Highway 18.
The Hamas tunnel that ran underneath the European Hospital in southern Gaza's Khan Younis, where the terror group's leader Mohammed Sinwar was killed in a strike, has been sealed with concrete, the military says. The IDF says that after scanning the tunnel, and recovering the…
"Sir, I'm so sorry" "For what?" "Your people sir, they are being bombed" "Oh sorry, I was reading our recent deportation rate. Did you send out those deportation papers by 5?" "n-noo sir, sorry. I just wanted to wish yo-" "I meed those deportation papers out by 5"
Game on. Pray for Israel.
Game on. Pray for Israel.
I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in
BREAKING: 18 US MARINES HAVE TAKEN DOZENS OF PROTESTORS TO DETAINMENT CENTER CALLED "RAM RANCH"