Newcastle Reborn

For non #NUFC fans, we don’t expect to sign Haaland or Mbappe in January. We don’t expect to win the league next season. We just want Newcastle United back.

Knowing #NUFC we’ll string this out to the end of August hoping the problem goes away, he’ll put in a transfer request and we’ll let him go in the last week and tell the fans they ran out of time to do anything about it

Imagine replacing Longstaff with Paqueta for £10m… #NUFC

Does anyone actually know the punishment if we just said fuck it to PSR? #NUFC

Isak didn’t score from open play in 22 PL games last season, are we really in a position to turn down £150m for that when you look at our squad #NUFC

Who is going to tell them Isak scored 3 goals from open play in 20 games last season? #NUFC #LFC

I’m more concerned about when Isak goes rather than if he goes, do not cling onto him until the last week under any circumstances #NUFC

I can’t actually believe we’ve invested this much time into a player who had a matching clause with another club, well actually the way our club operates I can to be fair #NUFC

Trafford, Guehi, Douglas Luiz, Wissa and Sesko and suddenly I feel a lot better #NUFC

Isak going is not a disaster, letting it drag on and not investing the money would be a disaster #NUFC

Nobody tell Liverpool but Isak went on a hot streak in the middle of the season scoring 18 in 18. Outside of those 18 games he scored 3 goals in open play in 20 matches… #NUFC

Didn’t want to see him go, but on the flip side our squad could desperately do with £150m… #NUFC

If Isak wants to go he needs to man up and say it, it’s the very least the fans deserve #NUFC

How was is Isak and Ekitike but now it’s Isak or Sesko? #NUFC

Get him gone and invest… quickly! #NUFC

If Isak is going it needs to happen now so we’ve got time to do something about it. We cannot let this drag on and lose him late August #NUFC

I have a niggling feeling that I can’t shake that the PIF are losing interest… no stadium announcement, no ambition, shambles behind the scenes… #NUFC

An experienced Premier League striker with an excellent goalscoring record and good injury record is exactly what we need. They don’t all need to be potential superstars, we need a squad #NUFC

Do our scouting team just filter Premier League players by speed and acceleration? #NUFC

People criticising the Wissa move because he’s 28 and will have little sell on value is odd, especially given the fact when players do have a sell on value we hold onto them until they’re worth nothing anyway #NUFC

Ozzy should be congratulated, how the fuck did that bloke make it to 76