Spank Horton
@SpankHorton
Stand Up Comedian/Actor from North Philadelphia, Check out my podcast https://linktr.ee/undergrndlounge & Click link below for my website
5yr goal: writing a movie as we speak gonna pitch that by the end of 2022, 2023 I will land a movie (hopefully my movie) or tv role, 2024 I wanna produce my own hr special for HBO or Netflix, 2025 do an international tour by myself, 2026/27 become a household name
When she said I do woulda been enough for me
Letting ngas know that she his!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
So this what yall mean by hoes is winning?
Shannon Sharpe allegedly paid a total of $23 million to Gabby Zuniga, who recently retired from OnlyFans, to settle a lawsuit, an amount exceeding the $22 million he earned during his Hall of Fame football career. 😳💰
He slammed the door closed and ignored the cop that’s antagonizing, We as black ppl gotta put emotions and ego to the side It’s known that Cops abuse US life ain’t fair but I wanna live
The dude asked him to step out of the car in less than 40 seconds. He didn’t have time to antagonize him. Cop had a god complex
I will be the most bitch ass nigga every time I get pulled over my job is to get home to my family 🤷🏿♂️ Now I’m not saying they dont abuse their authority but I’m not antagonizing them at all
I can’t die on that hill buddy. They got a job to do correctly. They didn’t. Really that simple.
The #1 detail is Cops can’t wait to fuck us up why antagonize the situation
I missed some other details?
Eh
What happened to William McNeil Jr. should never happen during a traffic stop. He was punched, dragged, and dehumanized — not for committing a violent crime, but for asking questions. America, this treatment is far from acceptable!
Things ppl forget about 😭😭😭😭
If Cam jumped on the fumble, it would’ve been 4th and 20 😂 We was cooked anyways
Oh that was Jaz on the boat with Rick Ross? Damn 50 callin her a boy
I got a question for u bro @CameronNewton So why 8 of your top 10 QB’s didn’t win a ring yet?
Oh I was only concerned either the stack teams part lol cause them 49er and cowboy teams was, shit the patriots team with Moss was stacked and Brady didn’t win that year
That’s not the point , it’s the missing context on players like Joe Montana he mentioned.
Niggas calling my phone that means that Taylor Rooks wedding tweet is in niggas group chats 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Ozzy and the nigga from city high died
First Malcolm, now Hulk… who will be the third ?
Them teams wasn’t stacked?
Ok enough is enough please wrap this up. Montana? Like THEE JOE MONTANA? And steve…. Nevermind, shut the app down @elonmusk
In today’s “Society” it’s hate lol
For a second I asked myself the same thing but I wasn't sure if that's hate. Lol
I’m willing to bet it was the photographer and not her
Here me out. She asked him to.
Hey bruh that’s u I’m not doin nothing I don’t wanna do lol
But what do enjoy in this world, as man, more than women? 🤔 lol I'm not wearing no veil, but there's some shit I dont do, that I might do 😂
It be the photographers it don’t be the wife lol I remember I was taking a family pic and the photographer tried to get me to straddle the bench lol I said that ain’t happening 😭😭😭😭
Ima man 1st bruh so no
There's not 1 out there that you would simp for? and smile doing it lol