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Guys kati edakiika za AIRTEL zikuba ne ku MTN

When homos realize they have been sleeping for 5 straight hours instead of 5 gay hours

Psycho wen other men are saying "sabuni ayoza si yanaba"

Bugembe’s congregation: Pastor has now found his soulmate Kati tulinda mikolo😂 Begembe’s ancestors :

Dis beb asked me one of my fav tweep en i wanted to type Crouch but da phone auto corrected it to Cockroach

When ur crush borrows a ruler from u en then ask why 9 inches are marked on it

Now that night data bundles are cheap, here is a way to use them during day time Just go to ur phone settings and change da time from am to pm u will thank me later

Malaya bwabera mu nsonga ewaka kibalya Eba nakku ya naku satu nga mpawo kyebalya

Me to kidnappers Samu ko katini ko ndabilwamu eno emabega nfuyeyo

I would mention a tribe but yall will say I hate bakiga women

Abakaaba eza rentals mujje eno tutese nina wemanyi Emizigo ejja layisi

When ur halfway through ur maths exam and then ur calculator starts ringing

So you all don't feel guilty when calling 3 to 7 guys "babe" and "love"🌚? The HOEdacity 🙆‍♂️🌚

Even X posts and tiktok videos are liked Then there is u

Motivation speakers be like: Nze natandika na malusu naye kati nina Company ya mazzi

Mouth cant listen

My research has confirmed that this green net has chlorophyll which traps sunlight that enables engineers to make their own food

How i see her in different situations Beb lets hav segs Beb can u help me wid sam ka money

All this suffering becoz of an apple 🍏 now imagine if they ate a jackfruit

When u jokingly start taking ARVs but out of a sudden u start feeling well

When ur having Segs en she pulls out dis face My bro just get up en start ur treatment right away coz uve just hit da most infectious part