Ur Doctor💉

Anger is one of the worst enemies to the mind. Try to control it makes you the better person always🤝

Girls can be bad at sex too. Lots of times they won’t even know it.

After Hoima Stadium, we will start on the Lugogo Complex. It will be the best in Africa!

Joshua Baraka is in London performing on the same stages with the likes of Burna Boy, singing along with Qing Madi but those who think that they are better than him are in Uganda fighting for federation money.

#My leader @Ssempijjastanle #Mp Makindye We go 😎

When I'm rizzing a babe, I want to be on that raw pack, not the bros pack.

Even if Theodore Ssekikubo decides to stand as an independent candidate, there is absolutely no where he can win against someone who studied from p.4 to University in one night 😂

Imagine texting me "what that mouth do ?” and I say "Come find out.” Now it's 2am & you're sitting on the edge of my bed listening to me talk s**t about the gov’t, kuteesa & hudu hussein

Male friendships be like: ‘You good?’ ‘Yeah.’ Then both go back to struggling in silence

I don’t know what the upcoming UG musicians call themselves, but damn, music is starting to make sense again.

I’m plah is bro warning his boys or informing his boys?💀💀💀

I remember when we were at school and you don’t have a pen, you would just shout “Who has two pens “ ,and someone would throw one for you 🌝 Now I ask ,Who has two men ? 😩

In this brutal industry, to find souls you connect with is key. Shout out to Elijah kitaka, Ben soul, lingber, Axon and troy. My manager included. The eastside is where its at.

Anything you do for a woman will be forgotten by the next morning. Don’t waste your time & resources.

I repeat there’s A STRONG REASON as to why I was born in a landlocked country

Guys at work referring to me as “fresh from campus” they don’t know the 10yrs of unemployment I endured 💀💀

Yes, we see your WhatsApp messages but we shall respond when you are offline. We don’t want to prolong conversations. No time for gossip. 😂

I hope my people in Makindye East are not getting locked out of their own houses 😃

Target

Jokes aside, I’ve actually been locked in a house before. She said “You’re not going anywhere until we talk”, I had been avoiding the conversation for weeks.

Nsonga nkulu!