Henster: A Lust for Life
@Soft_Serve
Passion, sensuality, hunger.
馃幎 Stand in the place where you live Go-le-ta Think about erections wonder why You can鈥檛 get one 馃幎
I'm drinking a can of chardonnay and threatening to call the police on a rowdy group of TOCs (teens of color).
I would like to be a "wine mom" and a "Karen" but my womb is barren and I love minorities.
Dante locked me in the bathroom yesterday because I wanted to watch my VHS copy of "Beaumarchais the Scoundrel" but he and Falafel Andrew wanted to watch "Dating & New York". I had to drink toilet water (the sink is busted).
I hate when you're dancing at a ball and your partner uses her hand to hold up the train of her gown instead of placing it on your shoulder and then all the fellows snicker at you and imply that there is something objectionable about your shoulder.
Here's my official post-mortem on the recent California recall election: Fifth place finisher John Cox's first name means toilet and his second name means penises.
Why did Gavin Newsom make so many references to the Netflix original film "Beckett" in his victory speech?
If you're still in line to vote, STAY IN LINE. No one can make you leave unless they have a gun.
Now that (the coward) Steve Harvey is officially not running for governor of California, I urge you to vote YES on the recall but to leave the rest of your ballot blank. As I understand it, if the recall passes but no one gets any votes then we won鈥檛 have a governor.
Gonna do restorative justice on Falafel Andrew (restore my fist into his face).
A bunch of left wing accounts are making fun of the WORSHIP WOMEN OF COLOR drawing I made AS A JOKE. It's not very nice and I'm reporting everyone who does it to Jack.
henster died of the moo variant cuz he was fat as a cow. this is datne.