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The Stanley Cup has made it to the Atlantic Ocean 🏆 #TimeToHunt

Roberto Luongo, Stanley Cup champion

The conn smythe is the oilers Stanley cup lmaooo get relocated bozos

#USAvIRN

TURN IT UP AND BEHAVE LIKE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD IT IN 158 DAYS! #WINNING

Confirming @FriedgeHNIC’s report that Sam Reinhart is being traded to the Florida Panthers.

Big 10 really do be Mickey Mouse league this year

I can’t believe the #Cheifs can’t score a touchdown against the #TampaBayBuccaneers

Patrick mahomes just made the two greatest passes in NFL history and neither of them were complete

#Fitzmagic

It took like 3 years for @maxkellerman to apologize to Brady only for Brady to just give him all the fuel he needs Monday morning 😭 @FirstTake

Casinos when they catch someone counting cards

Dolphins are currently +39 against the supposed best division in football

We deserve to be here. #WINNING

"And if you don't think the Marlins are bottom feeders, we'll see what happens, you know, in a couple weeks ..."

I have verbally committed (pending admission) to Williams College to play basketball. Thank you to all who have supported me!

What does richest owner in baseball have to do with anything, Mets were already top 5 and weren’t even close to playoffs, keep dreaming

More than the brewers at least #JuntosMiami

🥴 @OldTakesExposed