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No tryhard dickheads launching pints at Boxpark. Women’s football, you’ve charmed me

You’ll definitely guess who he’s talking about

Another shit white English player. Enoch Howell must be stopped

£23.5k for an ‘administrative’ role. Just put the teabag in the mug, akh

Morning well a great weekend for sport. Monday morning I used to think I wonder whats going to be thrown at me now! I was sent this pic not sure if its AI or actual good pic anyway

A magnificent example of the European culture we’re told doesn’t exist. Touches my heart every single time

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Was what Chloe Kelly said any different to what Lucy Connelly has been jailed for?

Just self-pitying shit. It sucks cock so deep, the bellend is wearing his appendix as a little hat

Bloke in work is singing Sweet Caroline very loudly

Not laughing and calling people Wools now, are you @PaddyTheBaddy la?

Arise Sir Hannah Hampton

I read this as her dad being obsessed with Bas Dost

what's your fav album released in your birth year

Politics and domestic violence aside, Boycott was box office on commentary

Into these six finger, Rugby League, pie in barm bastards from the off Rovers

Dreadful afternoon to be from the British Raj or a penal colony