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@SmylyThe3rd
Satire is dead.
If we lock them then they deflect. I blame INEOS
Never bet against Chelsea… unless it’s against one particular club
Wasn’t everyone saying yesterday that the Finance Minister lied? Turns out he didn’t actually and some of the price drops are even bigger than he said?
Have Prices Really Gone Down? We Hit the Market to Hear What Sellers Are Saying.
New fear unlocked
This why I don't like parking next to people 😭😭😭😭 wym my car on fire cause yours on fire?!?!
He must have a super lawyer because what? 🤣
EXCLUSIVE: Lucas Paqueta set to be cleared of FA spot-fixing charges. Story by @Lawton_Times and myself. thetimes.com/article/72c006…
Spent like 5 minutes arguing over whether a part of someone’s CV should read ‘National Service Personnel’ or ‘National Service Person’. These vettings are just a waste of everyone’s time
As in we no start suffer sef this?
🚨🗣️ Ruben Amorim: "We are going to suffer but that feeling of bonding is really important - the spirit is positive." #MUFC
Which kind foolish gentlemen’s agreement be this
🚨🇸🇮 There’s gentlemen agreement between Benjamin Šeško and RB Leipzig. The price tag for limited clubs could be reduced to range of €70-80m plus €5-10m add-ons. This is only valid for few clubs considered “special” by Šeško. 🎥 More: youtu.be/MZUhy5APjkA
why is he speaking in an indian accent?
"𝗜’𝗺 𝗮 𝗖𝘂𝗹𝗲𝗿 𝗻𝗼𝘄.” 💙❤️
"Manchester United are prohibited from signing a midfielder due to continued presence of high-earning Casemiro" You see that language? This is a language that drives hate on a player. Like a player is holding a club ransom. Like both parties didn't agree on a contract. This…
🚨 JUST IN: Manchester United are prohibited from signing a midfielder due to the continued presence of the high-earning Casemiro. Well-placed sources say four intermediaries had a mandate to try and sell Casemiro, who has entered the last year of his United contract and earns…
Understand by this time. Wo maame
🚨 It looks like Antony is holding out for Betis. Betis are trying to understand the situation whether it is a loan or full sale. If a deal doesn’t happen within the next 2 week the feeling is Antony will have to accept that Betis might not be his next destination. [@JacobsBen,…
Kwasia iPhone 17 Pro Max drop you say you get neatly used iPhone 12 with small Face ID problem and 85% battery health
🚨 Sesko is the striker we should be the one we keep an eye on. The price could drop to around €70m. This could be seen as better value from Man United. Also if you go for Sesko you can give him a longer term deal. I wouldn’t be surprised if Man united don’t pivot to Sesko in…
I’m fucking crying man. Newcastle really thought they were part of the big boys. You can’t fake influence!
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Alexander Isak tells Newcastle he wants to explore move away from club 👇 Full 💣 details amid Liverpool interest... #nufc #lfc dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…
If you’re really that guy you’d come Manchester United and restore us to former glory. If you’re REALLY that guy tho. We know you’re not tho 🥱
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Alexander Isak tells Newcastle he wants to explore move away from club 👇 Full 💣 details amid Liverpool interest... #nufc #lfc dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…
And if you pointed out the problem with that whole thing you were tagged as an apologist lmao
2019 when one babe on Ghana Twitter created an anonymous account asking for people to anonymously out their abusers. Shit was funny until her friend’s names started coming up.
Wow
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Hamilton on the final lap heading for his first win in two years
National Sports Commission (NSC) has declared Nigeria’s interest in hosting a Formula 1 Grand Prix.