Smillew (certified liar)

Dear algo, please only show this tweet to clever folks

what is proper etiquette for telling elon musk to let my post out of algorithmic jail?

Why would anyone work at 3pm on a Friday? 😭

Real question: Why would anyone reply to this tweet when you can reply to Elon’s posts? Genuinely curious.

I just interviewed a boomer candidate for the first time in my life and I am absolutely agog at the things they disclosed and said

Hello great fan Nice connecting with you on here What bank are you using?

When taking out the garbage, you need to account for the rate of exposure. If the garbage isn’t frustratingly full, nobody will notice. That’s why change can’t happen when the situation is only bad enough to be easily managed. It has to get worse to enter the consideration set.

Your friend arrives for an early dinner at 6pm. At 10pm he’s still there. You’re tired and want him to go. He takes another beer from the fridge and starts a new anecdote. What do you do?

Real question: Why would anyone use social media when you have AI and YouTube? Genuinely curious.

restarting the computer usually solves the problem. how do you restart your brain?

If you ever find yourself as a houseguest for an extended period of time, here is the golden rule for success: clean the bathroom after you use it.

i’m not someone who thinks the place for reading advice is in the trashcan next to my cat’s poo, but i do find the hubris of some self-published writers worthy of extensive sociological studies

Trying to prove a point Have you ever had to like a post you didn’t like?

AI sees creativity as a volatility that must be tamed back to the mean.