Kaz B-W🎈
@Sma5hingBlouse
Make cheese on toast not war
Re-reading The Stand (thanks to @LosersClubPod) and have somehow after probably half a dozen previous reads only just spotted this rather recognisable name in amongst the Harold bombing victims. Immediately thought of this:


Two good looks for Carrie in one episode?! The stylist has stepped tha fuq UP!! #AndJustLikeThat


Normalise singing “IT’S GETTING HOT IN HERRRE, SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES” to your dogs then removing their collars
The greebs all got their metal Christmas Saturday but today is my funk and soul New Year cus I’m going to see STEVIE EFFING WONDER BAYBEEEEE
Megan 2.0 is ridiculously camp. Like Terminator 2 rolled in glitter and sniffed poppers.
I’ve binge-watched so much Grey’s Anatomy I’ve bummed myself out so to cheer myself up I’m watching… Creepshow
Was scrolling on the lav and giggling at this at the exact same time a woman in the stall next to me did a very audible trumpetty fart. I have never creased so silently.
Monday again.
Enjoyed #KarateKidLegends FAR more than I expected, and it was absolutely nothing to do with Joshua Jackson in it being the Daddiest Daddy from Daddyville, New York
No, Carrie, NOOOOOOO what the Kentucky Fried Fuck is this headwear 😭 #AndJustLikeThat #andjustlikethatseason3

Probably my favourite novella, PLEASE BE GOOD 🤞
The task is simple. Walk or die. Watch the harrowing official trailer for THE LONG WALK, based on the @StephenKing novel. Only in theaters on September 12.
How about just let innocent strangers have a wee and get on with their day? Maybe if folk just got on with their own day without throwing massive hissy fits over entirely imagined threats, and encouraging others to do the same, they might have a nicer time?!
Just been in the LADIES loos at Waterloo, only to find a MAN in frock in there with me. Decided not to confront or film him in there where there is no CCTV in case he kicked off, but I was tempted… Can we all agree this is a biological man? That frock is fooling no one…
It worked 👏 👏
I have it on good authority that if enough people say my name, I will appear 👏 👏
Apologies if I’m being Captain State the Obvious but is Tiffy’s top based on the old Diva’s belt?! #WrestleMania
This is the same energy he came at me with when I bumped into him outside the lavs in a Fremont St bar #sass #yeah #WrestleMania
