Slypie

against better judgement, i have logged back in to twitter :)

i miss the old slypador when he was less wholesome and more unhinged/incestuous

honest to god why do people even block me?

sisters kissing

the age of consent is

mwah~

i use only the best methods of diagnosis

we need more christians in the world. we need more libertarians in the world. we need less people to believe in collective guilt

good news! my dog does not have adhd

my first decree as president is to invest 1 billion dollars in bisexual lighting

i regret nothing. now back to normal

i am the least hatable mf on twitter, and anyone who claims otherwise should simply be avoided

batwt really needs to do a better job at preventing specific people from being in the community. its so goddamn frustrating. i know people care about this, but unfortunately the answers are not obvious at all

if i had a genie, one of my wishes would be for people online to get honest and take accountability when they're wrong about something

i have a very strange ability to accidentally predict batwt drama before it happens in the most indirect way possible

ive never been wrong a single time in my entire life

you cannot hide from me.

guys…. is a 0.02 nanosecond age gap too much?

i have yet another unhinged idea for my book >:)