Patrick Skinner
@SkinnerPm
Made my way from odd stuff overseas to local cop in my home town. going to law school while still being murder police. I’m a truly terrible twitter follow
Well. There’s this. Me in the New Yorker. Easily the most terrifying thing I’ve ever done. But I wanted to highlight local policing done with a great group of colleagues. But yeah, this is terrifying. newyorker.com/magazine/2018/…
End your day with the dulcet purrs of a relaxed Grumpy Face Blacky Whitey. We are keeping our word.
Remember when MeanCat lost the 2025 election, and the nieces voted Blacky as ‘favorite cat?’ MeanCat is now saying that I orchestrated the greatest crime blah blah blah in some nonsensical plot. Anyway, he’s back on the Iron Throne, and confusing presidential with peevish. Ugh


Might take a few days off from work. Haven’t taken a day since late February when I went to Cleveland Law School for a weekend of classes. I get energy from doing good work with good people. But perhaps a few days. Plus I have another final Wednesday night. Cuz of course I do…

Not just one of the best scenes in Black TV History, but American Television history. Thanks for the memories Malcolm Jamal-Warner. This is how I’ll remember you. 🤩
Don’t want to alarm anyone but the Blondies are getting much less blondie…this shall not stand, man!

Now that was a law school final exam. Legal ethics final. No fun. Ugh. I either did well, did ok, or did poorly. The possibilities are not endless. I guess I’ll know in a month. I wish synchronized tinkling was on the final cuz the potato pups just nailed that outside!
