Siraj Hashmi
@SirajAHashmi
Creator of @ListComesForAll | Co-founder of @habibi_bros | father of @hard2ern
Meet the Administrator of DOGE The Department of GovERNment Efficiency
Overnight, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Bronx office was vandalized. A fringe group calling itself the Boogie Down Liberation Front claimed responsibility and left behind this note: “The Bronx is sick and tired of people like AOC and Ritchie Torres using us as a stepping…
Overnight, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Bronx office was vandalized. A fringe group calling itself the Boogie Down Liberation Front claimed responsibility and left behind this note: “The Bronx is sick and tired of people like AOC and Ritchie Torres using us as a stepping…
South Park has flamed Trump over the years and Paramount is giving the show’s creators $1.5 BILLION because they’re actually funny.
Paramount has struck a 5-year deal worth $1.5B with 'South Park' creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone 💰 They’ll produce 10 new episodes per year (via @latimes)
$100 million a year to produce
Stephen Colbert recreates the Coldplay kiss cam incident with an animated Donald Trump and the Paramount logo.
Trump will never recover from this.
Stephen Colbert had a succinct message to President Trump for gloating about the end of the "Late Show": "Go f*ck yourself." variety.com/2025/tv/news/s…
In Hunter’s defense drugs are awesome.
In Hunter’s defense drugs are awesome.
Harry Sisson, certified gooner
If these MAGA fanboy losers hit the gym or went outside maybe they wouldn’t feel so bad about themselves and would stop taking their insecurities out on other people!
Hunter Biden:
You can turn your Mac trackpad into a weighing scale
Look what China took away from us
China is literally living in 2050 🤯 Here are 10 real (and wholesome) examples that feel like sci-fi But they’re happening right now. Let’s dive in 🧵👇🏾
This what Michael Jackson meant when he said “it don’t matter if you’re Black or White.”
This what Michael Jackson meant when he said “it don’t matter if you’re Black or White.”
Pretty homophobic of them to not release this during Pride Month
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach
40 bar fights? Buddy, I've taken on way more men than that at The Blue Oyster.
Good morning only to @SirajAHashmi @assliken
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach
How about a compromise? The Washington Thicc Bois
President Donald Trump is threatening to hold up a new stadium deal for Washington’s NFL team if it does not restore its old name of the Redskins that is considered offensive to Native Americans. espn.com/espn/story/_/i…
A modest proposal
President Donald Trump is threatening to hold up a new stadium deal for Washington’s NFL team if it does not restore its old name of the Redskins that is considered offensive to Native Americans. espn.com/espn/story/_/i…