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@SirOstapBender
Lt. General of the IDF Seed Retrieval Division; Wikifeet Desegragation Activist; CEO of @HydrAI_, disrupting the way we hydrate ░C░L░O░A░C░A░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░
Netflix is releasing a spinoff of the Hannibal series called Hannibal Directive in late November! Google "Hannibal Directive" to learn more!

I actually cannot believe that this isn't satire this is the worst post ive ever read
Dude, you had better stay away from dive bars in Florida if you're going to run your mouth reckless like that. Catturd has been in 40 bar fights, and likely lost 40 bar fights, but he's mean. He's really mean, and he's been practicing. x.com/i/status/19487…
Rumor has it this is Catturd practicing for bar fight #41. He's good. He's really good.
This is a picture of you being duped
DID YOU KNOW: The average IQ in Somalia is 68
this is why they killed her to pave the way for the pardon
Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre on Ghislaine Maxwell: “She is a monster. She’s worse than Epstein. She was vicious. She was evil. I know that woman.”
.@realDonaldTrump, as your self-appointed lawyer, I advise you to keep saying this shit
Trump: For years I wouldn't talk to Jeffrey Epstein. He did something that was inappropriate. He hired help and I said don't ever do that again. He stole people that worked for me.
BREAKING🚨: Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) calls for a pardon of Catturd (@catturd2) in exchange for information and names of co-conspirators in the Epstein case.


“cops have to make their way through the Shaolin Temple to bust the head monk” is instantly the premise for the greatest kung fu movie ever seen
The head of the Chinese temple known as the birthplace of kung fu will be disrobed for "extremely" bad behaviour, Beijing's top Buddhist authority said Monday, after allegations of embezzlement saw him placed under investigation. u.afp.com/SgXi
cackling rn
Probably fake. They don’t look flat enough to be his.
Ladies, fellas, enbies. It's Joever. I've officially been owned on X, the everything app (formerly Twitter), and must now resign my position
Your stupidity.
CHINA, U.S. TO EXTEND TARIFF PAUSE BY ANOTHER 90 DAYS: SCMP
CHINA, U.S. TO EXTEND TARIFF PAUSE BY ANOTHER 90 DAYS: SCMP
When I worked construction my boss told me if a client ever asked how long something would take, to always respond with "two weeks" no matter the actual time it'd take
🇺🇸🇷🇺 Trump really loves deadlines. The latest one — aimed at Russia — is now 10–12 days. In other words, we’re back to his classic “two weeks.”
🛑🇧🇫vs 🇫🇷- France paid €60M for the release of her 4 spies imprisoned in Burkina Faso. Folks, it turned out that through the mediation of the King of Morocco, @EmmanuelMacron had to pay Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 €60M before @CapitaineIb226 could release his 4 spies of the French secret…
🛑🇧🇫vs 🇫🇷- France paid €60M for the release of her 4 spies imprisoned in Burkina Faso. Folks, it turned out that through the mediation of the King of Morocco, @EmmanuelMacron had to pay Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 €60M before @CapitaineIb226 could release his 4 spies of the French secret…