Geralt of Ravioli 🍝

Who up basking in they eerie skies?

If you think it’s annoying when people don’t follow your advice, but want you to help them in the aftermath, imagine how much God loves us to still care even when we screw up regularly

Some people wish they were born in different eras, but that would mean not living in the same timeline as my oomfs—and I just can’t have that

Hey, @grok: Who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn’t need to be a mutual. Don’t tag them. Just say who it was

>taking pictures of grandpa I ask grandma, “Did you ever think he’d be a star?” Her: “Yeah, he’s my star” Me:

Almost 2 years now

Who up gazing at they embers?

It’s lowkey an uh-oh spaghetti-o’s kind of day

Gm, I always took you as the type to guffaw

Is there a favorite child in your family? And if there’s not legally a “favorite,” is there a sibling who’s been given notable special treatment?

They’re telling me you have other gcs…

🚨 Timeline Checkpoint 🚨 All oomfs are required to brush and floss they teef before departing for slumber (beddy-bye). Those suspected of defying orders are subject to examination for cavities (cavity search). Thank you for your attention. You may resume scrolling.

Fun part of night walks is playing Decipher the Creature (I had a staredown with a deer-shaped silhouette before we parted ways)

Boy howdy, if this ain’t the truth, etc.

Gm, kitten. Did you remember to brush and floss last night?

The findings of the meta analysis suggest several outcomes: (a) that you are a cutie patootie and (b) that you should be in my loving arms

I hope you don’t just consider me as 𝓪 reply guy but as 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 reply guy

One man’s left on read is another man’s fire react