Emperor Yeti
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In the Empire, such acts are called what they are: robbery.
POV: you run a burger food truck and someone orders a plain burger
Thank you! Too many people defend Cyberpunk just because it finally stopped crashing. Fixing bugs isn’t the same as delivering what was promised — and after years of development, this game barely passes as a decent shooter with some of the worst driving mechanics to date.
Mario didn’t save the princess, he unlocked the friend zone.
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
Ages before Five Nights at Freddy’s, there was the Ski Free monster - and it never let you win.
Give it a few more decades and this project will be rubble under a Cheesecake Factory parking lot.

Loneliness doesn’t destroy people. Their desperate attempts to escape it do.

Next generation of HR training videos:
Oh !!! now we have tutorial on how to tackle if you’re in Coldplay cheating couple like situation at a concert.
You can just tell he's never been outside on a hot day.
23-year old Mexican rapper Dansur, surgically implants gold chains into his head to serve as his hair 👀
Bold choice giving that much responsibility to someone still learning what a job is
ExtraEmily meets the Twitch leadership team after being appointed CEO