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Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐
@ShrimpTeddy
Sir Tedrick Skrimpington, at ur service. FBI’s Most Wanted List (#2), serial and anti-establishment arsonist, ruthless business owner, sausage water breed cat.
Pennsylvania, USA
Joined July 2023
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Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐@ShrimpTeddy · Jul 19
moving on planes you can’t even comprehend. this week I’m on the mf x axis

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Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐@ShrimpTeddy · Jul 16
yeah sorry pal but I’m afraid this is my bed now. jog on

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Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐@ShrimpTeddy · Jul 10
the internet is just a series of tubes and I am crawling into your wifi router

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Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐@ShrimpTeddy · Jul 9
can’t believe you activated the invisible barrier that prevents me from biting your feet I hate you

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Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐@ShrimpTeddy · Jun 25
Tendy clone attempt #54: unsuccessful, melted into fluff.

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Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐@ShrimpTeddy · Jun 10
me posing with my toys like men with their fish on hinge

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Tendy Skrimp 🍗🦐@ShrimpTeddy · Jun 6
Happy birthday!!
It’s mine bday!!!!!! Everyone say happy birday tendy!!! Here’s me as smol and today :)
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