Suspected Saboteur
@ShortingIsFun
My Finance work experience was being a runner at the CBOT in HS...in other words: None. Entertainment only. Automotive focused. On Threads, same username.
FLASHBACK: Kenneth Lay told Enron employees to hold onto to their stock and buy more in an all-hands meeting right before it crashed out. $ENE $TSLA
‘Hang onto your stock,’ Elon Musk tells Tesla employees. He has big ambitions for robots. trib.al/QQRKVnR
I bet the actual engineers at these companies hated him being there. Also, was he doing this at the same location? Which company is paying who for the overhead to run these clusters? $TSLA #XAI
I was pulling network cables on Saturday to understand the critical path better. Went through both the Tesla and xAI supercomputer clusters.
"It's not up to me." LOL. $TSLA
It’s not up to me. If it was up to me, Tesla would have invested in xAI long ago. We will have a shareholder vote on the matter.
"Tesla investors are growing wary of Elon Musk’s futuristic promises" The best days for the stock are over. Musk has overpromised/underdelivered for years and investors have noticed. $TSLA $CRSH cnbc.com/2025/07/26/tes…
"But the billionaire CEO tends to make big promises and not quite fulfill them. That appeared to be true even for a tiny burger joint." #TeslaDiner $TSLA #Tesla $CRSH
"Elon Musk opened a diner in Hollywood. What could go wrong? I went to find out" When we visited for lunch, the Tesla Diner experience was less a futuristic fantasy than a case study in how to fail with impunity. #TeslaDiner $TSLA #TotallyExpected #Fail theguardian.com/us-news/2025/j…
#BitcoinTreasuries are reviving the same playbook as 1920s investment trusts—leveraged bets on "scarce" assets trading at fat premiums while conjuring endless new securities. Both rely on reflexive feedback loops. Part III of Speculative Attack! below. #bitcoin #btc
If Tesla’s so called "Robotaxis" were operating at Waymo's scale, without a safety monitor, they would have 326 crashes or illegal maneuvers a day. Over 300 crashes. Every single day! Here's why: 🧵
Why would Tesla invest in xAI? Wouldn't that be admission that they can't deploy capital better internally? There's a better ROI somewhere else then in your R&D?
Thanks for your engagement in this shareholder proposal process! We have received a number of shareholder proposals on xAI. Consistent with SEC rules, our proxy statement would include one properly submitted proposal on each topic, and we would invite the shareholder who made…
So here's what will be in $TSLA's proxy: 1) Donate billions of $$ from now cash-burning "AI company" Tesla to another AI company burning $13 billion/year 3) Give Musk another 12% of Tesla while he runs multiple other companies (one of which competes in AI) & tweets all day long
Thanks for your engagement in this shareholder proposal process! We have received a number of shareholder proposals on xAI. Consistent with SEC rules, our proxy statement would include one properly submitted proposal on each topic, and we would invite the shareholder who made…
New bit from CPUC on Tesla: New Notification by Tesla •On July 24, 2025, Tesla notified the CPUC that it intends to extend operations under its TCP permit to offer service to friends and family of employees and to select members of the public. •Tesla said they will also expand…
"Shareholder proposals" Donate... Sorry, I mean "invest" ALL the cash! $TSLA
Tired: "Your Tesla will deliver itself from the factory to your doorstep" Wired: "Come to the factory to pick up your Tesla"
"UPDATE: Neuralink claims that it filed for federal diversity certification by accident" The box declaring Neuralink as an SBD was "erroneously checked" on 11 separate federal forms from 2017 to 2025...... #MuskLies $TSLA $CRSH #Neuralink muskwatch.com/p/update-neura…
The real number is 0%. $TSLA $CRSH
THERE IS NOW ONLY A 16% CHANCE THAT TESLA WILL LAUNCH ITS ROBOTAXI SERVICE IN CALIFORNIA THIS YEAR ON @KALSHI $TSLA