Shonn Showlund
@Shonn71
Buried in Lake Forest Park sighting
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Trevor Hoffman will be inducted into Cooperstown today with 601 saves. Unfortunately, this one didn't count.
The year is 2047 and 85yr old @AaronLevine_ is still making the same tired dumb Mariners/Ohtani jokes on Twitter every.... fucking.... day.
Hey, now you can pay exclusively for the shit that’s in the bottom of every bag.
This @RepAndrewFarmer really is a racist-as-fuck hillbilly, huh?
If this happens, will the twitterverse be able to survive all the “White and Wong” puns that @Crawford_MILB will be making?
Lots of Spring Training left to go, so things can change. But... Based on what I heard Jerry Dipoto say to @BrockHuard & @TheMikeSalk this morning, I'm starting to believe Evan White has a chance of making the #Mariners Opening Day roster. Time will tell. #JeDiWhisperer
4 for Ichiro M’s HOF induction night and free t shirts. My season tickets. Nice seats. Reasonable price. Would love to send a family of 4. #SeaUsRise #GoMariners
Fuck it. @minakimes is on ESPN2 and I’ve got a big crush on her. Watching her instead of @ROOTSPORTS_NW
Currently driving thru Lake Forest Park Town Center and no sign yet of the presidential limousine. Will keep updating while I can. @sabr @ThirdPlaceBooks @TimJenkins1962 @kennewickmike @MarkArmour04
This is right down @kennewickmike and @TimJenkins1962 alleys.
51 years ago on Lawrence Welk, performers “Gail & Dale” sang the hit, “One Toke Over the Line,” having no idea tune was about pot. Lawrence thought the song was a “modern spiritual.”
How about it, @Sonic663?
Julio for Jackie Bradley Jr. who says no?
Did @SteveSandmeyer ever see any games like this in his Pac12 play-by-play days?
Seeing all these TCM references to Alice Faye on my timeline is making me wonder if @SplitSeason1981 has any Phil Harris records in his collection.
Alright guys need some help! 500 retweets in 48 hours for a jersey from @JerseyFlock! If we can hit this I’ll give away a couple Top shot moments to those that retweet! #NBATopShot
Susanna Hoffs
in honor of licorice pizza, who was the hottest woman in the world to you when you were 15
Boy, you just hate to see this
Now it’s 35-14 with 1:00 left after a Pick 6. Texas is headed to a new low. This would be five-straight losses in Steve Sarkisian’s first season.
Nope. They can go get fucked.
I hope all you people who ran to get the vaccine so you could travel and be socially included feel guilty and responsible for the people who are losing their jobs for not being vaccinated. You’re collaborators in facism, don’t forget that.
⚾ RT AND FOLLOW TO WIN ⚾ We’re giving away a signed baseball from our 1st-round pick in the 2021 #MLBDraft, @harry_ford! Just be sure to follow and hit that retweet button for a chance to win. #SeaUsRise