Shoeb Molvi
@ShoebMolvi
Happy go lucky proud dad..MUFC fan..Lefty..Love Food, travel & A good laugh. Followed by @NHSMillion @realpaulparker2 @georgegalloway & @realscottmaslen 🇯🇴
I was born a male. I identify as male. But according to Tesco's sticky toffee pudding, I am a family of 4👀
Do not turn away A million children in Gaza 🇵🇸 are being starved by Israel 🇮🇱 Israel 🇮🇱 supported by Starmer 🇬🇧 A genocide.
Dave’s wife decided to watch the women's football. So he started hoovering, That'll teach her👀
I wish people wouldn’t go on about their phobias, I have a fear of heights but I don’t go shouting about it from the rooftops👀
I think today, 24th July, should be a national holiday. After all, nobody should work 24/7👀
Dave wanted to marry his English teacher when she came out of jail but she was told you can’t end a sentence with a proposition👀
I woke up from a deep sleep panicking that I’d be late for work. Thankfully I was already there👀
I entered a competition to see who’s gained the most weight and lost the most hair. Obviously it wasn’t called that, the invitation said ‘school reunion’👀
Today I learned that Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman... which makes Numan the old man and Oldman the new man👀