Shoeb Molvi

I was born a male. I identify as male. But according to Tesco's sticky toffee pudding, I am a family of 4👀

Do not turn away A million children in Gaza 🇵🇸 are being starved by Israel 🇮🇱 Israel 🇮🇱 supported by Starmer 🇬🇧 A genocide.

Dave’s wife decided to watch the women's football. So he started hoovering, That'll teach her👀

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I wish people wouldn’t go on about their phobias, I have a fear of heights but I don’t go shouting about it from the rooftops👀

What an amazing initiative 🙏🏻 Unlike many leaders

I think today, 24th July, should be a national holiday. After all, nobody should work 24/7👀

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Dave wanted to marry his English teacher when she came out of jail but she was told you can’t end a sentence with a proposition👀

I woke up from a deep sleep panicking that I’d be late for work. Thankfully I was already there👀

I entered a competition to see who’s gained the most weight and lost the most hair. Obviously it wasn’t called that, the invitation said ‘school reunion’👀

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Today I learned that Gary Numan is 13 days older than Gary Oldman... which makes Numan the old man and Oldman the new man👀