Shawn

They didn’t even credit me for my photo 🙄

Share a story about a time you got away with something crazy.

You’re so gay…

Men won’t admit this but it’s hard to pee standing up on an airplane.

Thinking about changing my last name… having been effectively blacklisted from most of the corporate world. If I do, what should my last name be? Shawn __________

They had a “Black Boat Weekend” at Lake Norman. It ended with 30+ citations, and the seizure of guns and drugs.

If the trend continues, 50% of the boys born in the last 5 years, will have hypogonadism, and 25% of them will be effectively infertile, by age 22. The average 70 year old man living in 1970 had higher testosterone levels than the average 22 year old man living today.

This is a waste of time. You would need to do some serious legal gymnastics to convince anyone that these weren’t official acts protected by Executive Privilege. Even if you could, he would simply invoke his fifth amendment right. The SC ruling in Trump v. US (2024) shields…

Good Morning Friends ✈️

To be completely transparent, I’ve given social media enough of my life over the past 16 years, and the performative act lost its appeal long ago. When I severed ties with the Democratic Party, I felt relieved. For much of my life, I’d fallen into a role of performing for others…

I’ve been secretly working on something. I think you guys are going to love it.

Do you love yourself? How do you know? How do you learn to love yourself?

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This shit is not fair.