ShauhinDavari

Momma we MADE IT. @survivorcbs decided to let a certified profesional yapper loose on #seasonfortyATE What happens when I don't have all my hair management material on an island? Feb 26. 8pm. CBS.

Orange tribe simply dominates. I won't be taking any questions, comments, or concerns. Whomever goes home first, it won't be from the orange tribe.

17. Tehran , once upon a time

I love Survivor.

With Rob away, I have the pleasure of getting to do the #Survivor48 postseason interviews for #RHAP! And we're starting off with a great one, as @ShauhinDavari gets academic with me about his time in the game: robhasawebsite.com/shauhin-davari…

Just so we’re clear. If Joe Hunter is in a fire making challenge, he wins it. There is nobody out there who will make it faster than Joe. Simple as.

Me, Deadskull, Serge Tankian, and @FerasBasal are starting a boy band called BeardSync or BeardStreetBoys someone make the merch. thanks

I love this app.

Bald of you to assume it’s not 12 new school vs 12 old school tribes

Kyle and I disagree on a lot of things. But we do not disagree on word associations with Thomas.

Woulda been funny to bring me as the alternate for 50 just for shits and gigs.

Damn, that was one wild ride.

It’s always “I was rooting for you!” “ah man. You were my winner pick!” And never “Hey man, How’s your cyst?” It’s like you don’t care about me at all.

Don't ever forget this fun fact: More than half of Americans read below a 6th grade reading level and 100 percent of em have a twitter account.

I'ma finish watching the finale, party with my cast, and then head up to Lightning in a Bottle. Then I go from there to Yosemite. Then where should I go?

Wanna experience a tiny slice of Survivor? Go hang out with your friend, without phones, internet, tvs, or anything "to do" for 12 hours in a row Just kick it and talk See how much deeper your friendship gets in ONE 12 hour period You'll START to understand why it's hard.

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Genuine question: Player A gets 9th but had a genuine shot to win the game. Player B gets 3rd but never had a shot 🐐 Who’s better at Survivor?

They were all on the first plane back 🙃