Senpai Says

follow-for-follow will quietly destroy your account. at first, the numbers go up. but so does the dead weight. your reach dies. your posts flop. you start posting for ghosts. you didn’t build a community. you built a graveyard. chase connection, not stats. the algorithm knows…

No one talks about the phase where you’re learning, building, failing — and no one’s clapping. That phase builds monsters.

A job rejected you. 6 months later you’re ahead of them. That kind of story hits different.

Explain your ML project like you're pitching it to a 5-year-old.

Drop one piece of advice no one gave you early — but you wish they did.

GPT-4 is your co-founder. What startup are you building?

IDE wars, but polite: VSCode or JetBrains — and why do you trust it with your entire life?

Every dev has one tech hill they’d die on. What’s yours?

Tell me the most useless but impressive thing you ever coded.

The first bug that made you question your entire career — what was it?

First language you learned vs. first one that made you cry?

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Made an AI model. Now it overthinks just like me.

Which language gaslit you first? Java or Python?

Built an AI model that predicts everything — except my own burnout

Your fav programming language says more about your trauma than your resume

Cybersecurity tip: Don’t deploy after 2AM. You’re the vulnerability.

ML pipeline: > Data → Model → Depression.

Built with love. Runs with regret.

First bug you fixed without knowing how — do you still think about it?