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They should make Air Bud a chocolate lab so we can finally have a outrage cycle so stupid the discourse literally kills people
First poster for ‘AIR BUD RETURNS’ In theaters Summer 2026.
does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money." mean ignore or have sex with
People been asking me about my weight loss plan and I'm literally just going entirely off of vibes.
Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?
Brought donuts for the few of us who have to be here. Ran into my boss with 2 left and offered him 1. He took the box and had the nerve to say "feeling kinda light," like he should've got first pick or something. Dude's lucky he got one at all. Leaders eat last where I'm from.
You only have so many hours in this life. Don't waste them watching bad movies.
My low-stakes conspiracy theory: Since gas stations started putting those loud, obnoxious ad videos at the pumps, they've also slowed down the gas flow from the pump to expose you to the ads for longer.
The next person who interviews Elon needs to ask if he was serious about Trump in the Epstein files. If yes, then why did he back him and why is he apologizing now? If no, then why did he lie about it and why should the public trust the things he says in the future. Box him in.
Norfolk has some very beautiful (expensive) neighborhoods if you know where to look. runkeeper.com/cardio/2f81e3f…
Why does AMC need so many commercials for their own theater right before a movie starts, you fucking convinced me!! I’m here!!
I don't know who needs to hear this, but stop going out of your way for people who will never go out of their way for you.
Random thought: I don't think I've ever seen footage of a black bear hunting another animal.
It's a good thing for Ethan Hunt that getting punched in the face doesn't cause bruises in the Mission: Impossible movies.
So, the fungus can defeat nuclear radiation. But what can destroy the fungus?
Inside Chernobyl, scientists have discovered a black fungus feeding on deadly gamma radiation.
They made a Men in Black movie with time travel as a plot point and didn't make the story about the public finding out about the agency.
My boss, whom I have respected and appreciated for years, just told me something terrible yesterday. I don't know how I can look at him the same way ever again. You see, he told me that... that he enjoyed Rebel Moon, Part 1.