A GENTLE BROTHER
@Selwyn_X
HERE FOR THE BANTER
Asked this girl out and she told me to let her think about it, she came back later with a yes, but i turned her down, As the Great Johan Cruyff would say, If you have second thoughts on playing for us, then you're not needed. Thank you Cryuff for inspiring me.
You HAD to mess up my algorithm 😔 @Kevin_GomezSA
2 chains is a national treasure and we must protect him at all costs 🙏🏾
Us at dinner later
You won 100 million and your best friend eye surgery is 99 million, what will you do ?
My theory is that most men don’t leave because they stopped loving you. They leave because they think,“she doesn’t deserve to go through this with me”. So walking away feels like protecting you from their chaos. It really sounds ridiculous but that’s like some reverse love
when boys go through family or life problems, their first solution is to leave the girl who loves them. i said what i said
White people are different. I woulda let that nigga die
i used the last $5 in my account to hit a $19,000 dinger parlay and then 3 days later my cat ate a toy and almost every cent of it went to his surgery lmao
I once fired a staff member who had been coming late to work. I didn't care to know why he was acting the way he did. I had earlier warned him about his late coming that week, and the following week, when I discovered he had come late 3 times, I issued a sack letter to him.
Missed an opportunity to ask "how many times..once...twice...?
You lost out on an opportunity to shout back “am I a joke to you!”
I got my uncle to manage the shop, I'm ALWAYS here before him. Byanong di kosa ke mo kobe 😪
We BUILT this shit, brick by brick.
After 25, you gotta get off Twitter/X.
Yebo
has anyone ever seen umlungu ehome affairs ?
when your father is part of government>>>>
When your mum is part of the people serving food at an occasion >>>
• Ooh zone layer
told this girl i missed her and she replied with “ohh” y'all, what zone is this? 😩
Life was still good when Suffo owned Kilowatt, a jola le Puleng
I'll never talk down on Xhosa women, I've had the time of my life dealing with them 🥹
Bad PR Xhosa women get. Yes, bathetha kuthethwa ngoba ngosobekho, but they’re genuinely nice, hardworking people. Hope they don’t try too hard to prove wrong the “my parents warned me about Xhosa women…“ crew. They should go where they’re appreciated.
Hard working broers holding on to their hard earned money🤝
Men of this generation are soo stingy 🤦🏽♀️.
This app🤭sengazi nabo diabolical 🤌🏼
What boosted your English Vocabulary?
Dawg you always throw curve balls in your posts 😭😭.
Super proud. But I just heard him speak and he is Nigerian so he might actually be their age.
If you love someone let them go.. If they come back, that means no one else liked them. Let them go again
We’re seniors at work
Are guys celebrities? Why do you have to hide from cameras at groove?