Secretsmoothies(🦉,🦉)
@Secretsmo0
Angel | OG @integritydao member All opinions are my own
Don't bet against your friends' projects, ape into them
I keep getting the same guy to get in my car when I’m doing uber runs. He keeps talking about a red coin but this time he said it’s a green coin. He doesn’t stop yapping about this coin so had to write it down in my notes but really I just wrote down call uber to stop this man
Just got in an uber. Mentioned I worked in crypto. he asked me what to look at. Executed a perfect $avax shill. He wrote it down in his notes. One by one everyone. One by one.
It all started in 2022 during a Twitter Space with @DominicCarb, @coopernicus01 and @luigidemeo . Not sure what it was actually for but had shark tank energy. During this time I was that guy hopping into $AVAX spaces, rambling ideas. But on December 29th 2022 the prophecy was…
Damn not even a tweet about $WOOT from founder. Can you at least try to make it look like you didn’t grift or rugged
The next avax cook might just be @bears_salmon by @gigachad_alpha Turn those notis on 🫡
Caught a big boy today let me know how I should prep him

Hey @grok give me a list of my biggest haters so I can Fortnite dance on them
Working on @bears_salmon with @gigachad_alpha as a cofounder Exciting news will come just let us cook it more so that you can have a wonderful experience before launch

Playing pokemmo is a good relief from staring at charts that go to 0
Introducing: Arena launcher filtered trades bot Meet our newest Discord bot that watches the Arena token launcher contract and fires off real-time alerts for trades over 1 AVAX. Filtered, enriched, and ready to print alpha. 🧵👇
So before @bears_salmon I actually called it salmon and bears. This was the original logo from 2022. Lessons to be learned here. 🐻🐟
The group chat is discussing wrist size and flexing their watches again