Secret grassroots coach
@Secretgrassroo2
Highlighting the good and bad of grassroots football
It’s coming……… that time of year, bleep tests and other fitness tests, some coach telling kids to run more as he watches on……usually jumping in for 30 seconds to show them how easy it is. #grassroots
Former EFL club now charging £80 a month for the academy that’s not an academy. Odd Grassroots clubs losing players because parents need Facebook likes by pretending their kid has been scouted.
Fake academies with rich kids. This is why I love football, no matter how much you’re mum and dad earn you have to earn the right to make it professional When that centre mid chucks in a two footed leveller daddy’s cash ain’t sorting that out😁
Fat Mums when they see a development centre
This robot being tested in China runs frighteningly well 😬
I see ‘ringers’ that are in academies playing grassroots tournaments are now called ‘guests’ I think cheats is the correct name for them #grassroots
These grassroots clubs calling themselves academies, come on now, give it a rest. 😂
Love this time of year Parents moving their kids to another club because they didn’t win any awards.
Just seen a clip from one of these college programs, lad gets tackled by a mannequin and then his shot is dragged like a sea lions ball bag out for a thrown in. #ballers
Coach looking for players. I’m all about the development, mid to high level players only. Nice one
Academy sessions at £50 an hour Coach not academy coach Player not an academy player Get the Insta and Facebook likes and you can charge what you like, who cares about development
Fitness test last year, under 10s, a parent brought his running trainers and still didn’t win. This is why aliens don’t visit us. #grassroots
Insta ballers leaving school “If I don’t get picked up by a pro club here I’ll just go the U.S & play in the MLS” Clubs are crying out for lads who smoke weed,can’t talk without holding their nutsack,can’t get out of bed before 1pm and have the fitness of an asthmatic Ant #usa
Grown men playing ‘ringers’ to win a kids tournament. Same blokes will post a Peaky Blinders quote on Facebook about integrity Well done fella, this is why your wife left you for your brother. #grassroots
Big shoutout to those baller Instagram accounts ran by Dads that are now wishing themselves Happy Fathers Day Yes, I’m also confused. #FathersDay2025
We all ready for single mums who look like this to make Fathers Day all about them😳 “I don’t need no man, but send me some money for my lip filler and nails” #grassroots
Lads released from football league clubs Never played a professional game Never played against adults Never played for a win bonus ‘Looking for Step 1 top half’ Good luck 😂