Robert Mason
@Seagullrm
RWNJ, Cooker, Boomer & all round intelligent bloke. Commonsense is King. There are only 2 genders. Men cannot fall pregnant. #AirbusAlbo #VoteNo
When Sir Robert Menzies (& colleagues) was setting up the Liberal Party, his vision was for a party that would "stand for a liberal, progressive policy & be opposed to socialism".
Cultural enrichment brought to you by the Australian Labor Party.
BREAKING: A man has been injured in a stabbing outside Moonee Ponds Central in Melbourne’s northwest. Police were told two men had been arguing when one of them produced a knife and stabbed the other. bit.ly/3Ua9M41 #mooneeponds #shoppingcentre #breakingnews #7NEWS
Dear Diawy I've been talking about our defence capabiwity keeping peace in the Indo-Pacific wegion. I'm not sure we have much defence capabiwity wight now. We've given wots away to my good fwiend in Ukwaine. We might ask Virgin Airwines to monitor any possible thweats. AirbusAlbo
Dear Diawy The majowity of Austwawian voters now wewy on the Govt for their main income. It's pweasing we achieved this in just thwee years. Dependency on my Govt is a gweat motivation for voters to continue voting Wabor & makes for a gweat scare campaign at ewections. AirbusAlbo
Meet Climate 200's newest puppet.
My question to the Minister for the Environment. When will the pro fossil fuel Albanese government stop gaslighting the Australian public?
Dear Diawy Wet me make it cwear. I'll get cwanky with anyone who cwiticises Welcome To Countwy. Welcome To Countwy is an impordand part of Wabor's ongoing stwategy to divide Austwawians. A stwategy which has been vewy successful. Austwawians have never been so divided. AirbusAlbo
Lock up your crowbars. The Vic Govt will be coming for them soon.
Offenders used a machete and crowbar in a series of armed robberies in Wonga Park and Chelsea Heights this afternoon, stealing cash and cigarettes. One man assaulted. No arrests made at this stage. @3AW693
Dear Diawy I bwought my son to Parwiament. I wanted to wook wike a cawing famiwy man. I also wanted to teach him the wopes. Things wike how to incwease one's wealth significantwy, whilst doing the weast amount of work possible. I weckon he's a chip off the old bwock. Airbus Albo
"Let them eat cake."
Residents near a Suburban Rail Loop site have described receiving bags of tea and wafers as laughable. They say any suggestion the gift would make night works more comfortable is an insult. @msanto92 #9News
Dear Diawy My watest howiday is sadwy coming to an end. Parwiament wesumes tomowwow. With an incweased majowity, I will have wots more Wabor MPs to waugh at my wame humour. Once again Speaker Dick will awwow me to avoid answewing qwestions, as I pway the cwown. Airbus Albo
Dear Diawy The ewection wesult in Tasmania is an absowute shocker for Wabor. I'll have to steer cwear of Tassie for awhile. Qld is off wimits. As is the Northern Tewwitowy. Victowia's a basket case. Wooks wike I'll mostwy be seen in West & South Austwawia. Wucky them. AirbusAlbo
Dear Diawy Dr Jim weckons Austwawia's incweased unempwoyment is Pwesident Twump's fault. Given we're alweady in the bad books with Pwesident Twump & Amewica, we might as well totawwy twash our wewationship. I'm sure we can wewy on Pwesident Xi/China to be our fwiend. Airbus Albo
"Shoppers lose minds over Kmart store upgrade." "Internet ablaze", apparently in relation to something Airbus Albo's rent-a-girlfriend was wearing. Surely no-one clicks on these stories. If anyone does, they need help.
Airbus Albo telling anyone who will listen how successful his trip to China has been. Meanwhile, back in Australia, we hear the Chinese have been buying properties near potential AUKUS bases. China know that Airbus Albo is a lightweight, who is easily bought.
Dear Diawy The Coawition weckon I should have twied harder to get assuwances fwom China in wewation to weceiving advice about nearby naval dwills. Don't they weawise I needed to awwow enough time to visit the Gweat Wall & the panda sanctuawy for photo-ops? Pwiowities. Airbus Albo
Dear Diawy No howiday in China is compwete without a visit to the Gweat Wall. Appawentwy it took more than 2000 years to compwete. If it was a CFMEU constwuction site in Austwawia, it would pwobably take 20000 years. That's if abowigines awwowed it to be built at all. Airbus Albo
Dear Diawy Pwesident Xi has wauded Wabor's impwoved wewations with China. I think he's particuwarwy impwessed by my wevel of gwovewwing & how agweeable I am, no matter the cost to Austwawia & Austwawians. I weckon this twip has ensuwed my pwace as Xi's handsome boy. Airbus Albo
Another one bites the dust & you can guarantee the Spanish energy giant concerned received millions of dollars from the Govt, which they won't be paying back.
The demise of one of Victoria’s most advanced offshore wind projects will raise concerns about the viability of the state’s plan to replace coal power > bit.ly/4kGV7IB
Dear Diawy Tweasuwy accidentawwy weweased secwet advice. Wucky I'm overseas & won't be answewing qwestions about tax incweases & faiwure to meet housing targets. Tax incweases are in Wabor's DNA. Our housing pwomise was just that, a pwomise. Suck it up Austwawia. Airbus Albo
Dear Diawy I am so pweased to be back in my spiwitwal home, China. It's been way too wong since I was wast here. One of the things I weawwy wuv about this pwace is that evewywhere you wook there are commies wike me. I weckon I need a Chinese name. Maybe Wun Dum Wun. Airbus Albo
I see there was an attempted carjacking & successful carjacking by youths armed with machetes in Sunshine, Melbourne overnight. Seems like the machete sales ban is working as expected i.e. not at all. This will prompt another media stunt by the useless Victorian Premier.