ScrambledMeggs
@Scrambledmegx
God | Family | 2A Advocate- view my pinned post 🔫🇺🇸Class, Sass, & Badass #MAGA #ProudAmerican
Here is my story using my #secondamendment right to fatally stop my neighbor who stalked me , broke in, and attempted to rape me. #Trump2024
My brains trained to catch a good tweet mid human convo
Can I get another massage? I accidentally thought the entire time.
Is anyone’s family hiring an aunt / sister / cousin ?
I got an immediate amt of people showing that my page means a lot to them or they enjoy it and that is enough to make me stay here on x, I am just going to break. Just truly needing some peace and positivity. It means a lot to know even when I’m not okay, I can help others.
If I wanted to watch grown men square up on little kids I would go watch the little league baseball games or go to Chuck E. Cheese on $2 pitcher night
Just let him throw it back. No need for all that
If I actually subscribed to the profiles here that I’ve accidentally clicked “subscribe”, I would have to eat ramen noodles for every meal.
What did you guys call this game ? For me, it was M.A.S.H. (Mansion, apt, shack, house)
Why when posting a photo does it always zoom in so much ..
Memory foam doesn’t remember us, it remembers itself without us. When it starts to remember us, we throw it away.
Damn mom 😂😂
Coldplay hasn't released any Singles in a while, but they created two last night. LMAO 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 you Fuckers got what you deserve!