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@ScoutTX
Black market vicuña rancher. Obviously a lumpenprole, not some serious revolutionary.
I've decided to make this my bio.
Lol you're a lumpenprole, not some serious revolutionary
I was on a date one time with this chick who wore a sleeveless sun dress but refused to lift her arms. Eventually she had to and what poofed out was the hairiest arm pit you can imagine. Was like a pop-up-book fro. She was super hot though. Then the giant rat ran into the room...
Share a piece of dating lore about yourself.
She'll do that 1 thing you really like.
Is there a substantial quality difference between a $300 dishwasher and a $1000 dishwasher?
An upgraded version of "Name 5 of their songs!"
My ex called himself a huge Nirvana fan. I played ‘Where Is My Mind’ in the car one day and he goes, “What is this? This is weird.” Oh, you know – just one of Kurt’s biggest influences, the Pixies. They were Kurt’s Roman Empire, and he was Caesar getting stabbed. I stayed quiet.…
I bought this mini toolbox and have absolutely no idea what to put in it. Drawers are only 8.5" x 4.75" "So this is where I store my small box of matches"
No. The answer was no. "Hey, we have 80% of a plot line for Dodgeball 2 and a few of the writers from Talledega Nights, but we can't get the rights to the movie" "Just slap it on the Happy Gilmore story and fill the other 20% with flashbacks."
Does Happy Gilmore 2 get any better after this first depressing 40 minutes?
Does Happy Gilmore 2 get any better after this first depressing 40 minutes?
The Lion King is basically Oedipusless Hamlet
"Scooootty" says the Pedro ghost cloud in the sky. "Yes?" Scotty meekishly asks. "You have forgotten who you are" Pedro shouts down, in his fake accent. "nooOOooo" cries Scotty. "RE-MEM-BAH who you are! Strike down the bourgeoisie! Avenge me! And then join the Circle of Life!
