Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner
@ScottSteiner
Scott Steiner | Big Poppa Pump | Genetic Freak | WWE Hall of Fame |World Champ | Tag Team Legend | Inquiries/Requests: @prestonjarneski
See, when you step in the ring with Bron you got a 33⅓ % chance of avoidin’ that spear. But Bron? He’s got freak DNA, so he takes your 33⅓ % chance and BREAKS IT in half — now you got a 16⅔ % chance of survivin’ that first spear! But that’s not all — because Bron’s got…
It’s been a few days without Big Poppa Pump on your X timelines. This place is an absolute snooze fest without The Genetic Freak here.
Not surprised. He is a Steiner.
.@bronbreakkerwwe is an absolute menace 😤 🤣
Ashland, Kentucky — get ready, FREAKS! 💪🔥 Big Poppa Pump is rollin’ in for a special meet & greet on July 20th and I’m bringin’ the biceps, the chainmail, and that unfiltered energy you can’t get anywhere else. Autographs, photos, and maybe a little Steiner Math if your brain…
Niles, Ohio — get ready to witness a FREAKIN’ LEGEND. Big Poppa Pump is comin’ to Wrestling Under the Stars on July 19th and I ain’t showin’ up quiet. Biceps will be pumped, chainmail will be shinin’, and someone’s ego’s gettin’ suplexed. Ohio’s about to get STEINERIZED. Be…
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Now this was just rude, @bronbreakkerwwe and @HeymanHustle 😡
The Steiner Brothers and the Hardy Boys — two tag teams who defined different eras, yet share the same DNA: innovation, intensity, and unforgettable moments. See both teams at Fanboy Expo in Knoxville, TN starting at 10am tomorrow.
You’re not wrong.
If someone can't find you of all people, then they must be completely blind!!
Day 1 in Knoxville — let’s see who’s got the guts to get Steinerized. Photos, signings, trash talk — the line’s open, FREAKS. Come get a piece of the legend.
If you’re at Fanboy Expo and you don’t find Big Poppa Pump, what the hell did you even show up for? I'm THE reason this show will DOMINATE.
Truth spoken.
No one should ever pass up an opportunity to meet Big Poppa Pump.
Knoxville, get ready — the Genetic Freak is coming! Big Poppa Pump at Fanboy Expo all weekend long. Autographs, photos, and DOMINATION. Show up or stay soft!
Simulations, equations, calculations none matter. Steiner Math is the ONLY true Math.
We ran a bunch of simulations on the curriculum of Universities against @ScottSteiner and the numbers still don’t lie
Problem is, not all universities are highly educated like mine.
Need a class on this ASAP @ScottSteiner
So you haven’t been wrong for 15 years.
It’s the only math I’ve used in 15 years
You’re not lying.
Not even Harvard can handle Steiner Math.
That’s because it IS math. All other math wishes it could be Steiner Math.
It’s the only math that makes any sense.
Steiner Math comes from a highly educated university. Your beloved school couldn’t handle it.
I would be fine if my beloved Ohio State adopted Steiner Math. It just makes sense.
Steiner Math is never wrong.
The facts don’t lie and they spell DISASTER for Sami Zayn.