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AND YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME?😭😭😭

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

You’re telling me there’s a PR firm that was hired to attack Pedro Pascal?

AGYEMANG!! #ITAvsENG

Let’s make sure everyone sees this.

Zubimendi: And…Checkmate! Eze: Aaah. You got me! Norgaard: What’s this game you’re playing? Eze: It’s Chess. You have to use your pieces together as a team. That’s the goal! Gyokeres: Did somebody say goal? Eze: Uuh, this isn’t how this goes Rodrygo: Did someone say goes?

He might do @chiddyafc 🤣🤣😭😭

Nuno Mendes to Yamal tonight

"Mein Führer... Elon..."

w-w-well does this mean i get two quissmassess~?

This kinda game is where Tomiyasu would've clamped. Le sigh #ARSPSG

Is the @Crocs website down? We can't place any orders here in the UK

Fuck as soon as the captain walked away Bukayo had the minerals to tell Rice to fucking spank it 😭 my captains 😭😭😭

Christ Alive what was that KFC advert???? #CarabaoCupFinal

Gary Neville just said 'you see those given in Europe' as if to insinuate European referees are poorer. Honestly has he seen the state of the decisions given in the prem this season!? Or TODAY? PGMOL needs disbanding! #NEWLIV #CarabaoCupFinal

I'll never understand British people moving to Dubai. A soulless, socially conservative dictatorship with no culture made up of some skyscrapers in a desert. Literally can't think of a worse place to move.

99.9% sure that Elon Musk is a supervillian. Remember this tweet when he takes over the world.

I'm putting together a team

Farmers have had a lot of days off this year for people who claim they can never take a day off