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America First 🇺🇸 | Constitutional Conservative | Sarcasm is my font of choice | My tweets aren’t about you 🧂
Eat American Beef = always 🇺🇸 Kansas = optional 🤷🏻♀️
Beautiful Kansas day. Eat American Beef 🇺🇸
If Stephen Colbert were a sports league, he would be the WNBA.
Who are we NOT arresting today? 🙌🏼 Please watch your feet as the swamp water rises. **This post is sponsored by a sense of humor. Those without a sense of humor may suffer from the following side effects from this post: •unnecessary anger •stupid responses •blocking due to…
“Two weeks to stop the spread” Now it’s “Mass arrests are incoming” The Easter Bunny going balls deep into the Tooth Fairy sounds more credible
Fun fact: Boobie Doodles@69 is Stormy Daniels’ wifi password. There’s your WSJ source. You’re welcome.
**scrolls X** Same Same QT Funny Funny-ish No No Didn’t happen Same QT QT Obama Obama Obama Sure, Jan No No Maybe New pic…🙄 Dog ♥️ Dog ♥️ Blocked Me Blocked Me Blocked Me (that’s new 😏) 🥱 LOL Unmute me Meh Have a good one. ✌🏼♥️🧂
Bruh got away with murdering his Ambassador, arming & gifting terrorists, defrauding our nation, bombing thousands of innocent civilians, creating ISIS, and covered up murdering his chef They should’ve Zero Dark Thirty’d Mr. Hope & Change a long damn time ago Now, about those…
Stephen Colbert was handed a show. He isn’t witty or funny. So there’s that. Next topic.
ALEXA 🗣️ Mute Coldplay. And Nickelback just to be safe. OH, and mustard. *whispers: you know why*
My feed makes me miss the good ole days of “who’s your Twitter crush” and “do you own a physical bible”…. Boys will be boys acting like teenage girls, I guess…
I see your mute. Oh wait, that’s my mute. My bad. Carry on….silently. 😉
Ugh. Who needs this People have lost their collective minds. BIG influencers are calling critical thinkers “traitors” “crazy” and threatening to doxx them. Toxic and disgusting I am happier in my real life 🪷
Ok. Anorexic Steph Curry is out of control. 3rd world policies is not a flex…just like those arms…
My name is Omar Fateh, and I’m running for Minneapolis Mayor because for working people, it’s getting harder to build our lives in this city we love. To make an affordable Minneapolis that works for everyone, we need a Mayor that works as hard as we do. I’m ready to get to work.
I put nothing past Democrats. And I mean nothing. They are dirty. They have no morals and no boundaries. If evidence/documents were destroyed; altered; re-created; forged, etc., then find the people responsible & take them down. Democrats sneak shit into bills. Centralized…
No wonder there are so many leaks with all these every day people that have “sources inside.” I mean, when your cousin’s cousin’s neighbor’s best friend’s sister once babysat for the uncle twice-removed’s ex-wife’s great aunt’s youngest son who has a podcast that allowed him to…
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FFS. Waah 😩😭 Listening to emotionally unstable nut bars for 4 years is how we got into this mess in the 1st place. My favorite Twitter memory is getting blocked Valerie Bertinelli. Thoughts & prayers for that watermelon. 🍉
Valerie Bertinelli is losing it.