The Smug One
@SallTheSmug
nerd, stoopid, just here to tweet my thoughts while extremely bored away from home. she/her
I will never achieve anything this good ever again. I have peaked
Thought twitter had finally "estimated" my age. But nope. How fucking long does it take you shitty app
Just learned the name of one of the men who invented the lithium ion battery. And yeah, that surname perfectly sums up the lithium ion battery

What companies need to do is. Ignore the uks moronic law. Pull out of the uk completely or ignore fines. They cant do shit if companies and everyone who runs a website just ignored it
My favourite country. The pacific square
Countries Shakira has toured in ❤️
I hope everyone involved in making the treasonous trade deal suffers intestinal detonation. And i hope eveyone involved in the various "online safety" censorship laws a very pleasant spontaneous combustion
Simmulated tinnitus in movies is funny. Cause no matter how accurate to my specific oitch of tinnitus i can still pick it out cause real tinnitus sounds like its comming from inside your head
Federalize europe. Make it stronger against the world or it wont survive. Gods im so incredibly disapointed with the eu rn. Luckily parents left me a bottle of vodka they ment to give me last birthday c:
Plz america. Buy visby corvettes. It wont happen but if it did i would laugh so fucking hard
The United States must turn to its allies for help as it rebuilds its shipbuilding capacity to compete with China. bit.ly/3TUj1FC
Idk who this is. But i was very confused for a bit as to why there was a saint named pancreas.
🚨🎥 WATCH: Tommy Robinson appears to have allegedly knocked someone unconscious at St Pancras station earlier today
This EU-US deal is geopolitically weak and incredibly shortsighted. No deal would have been a lot better longterm. 0 superpower vibes detected today.
The EU - US deal is scandalous… a disaster…with not one concession from the American side…badly negotiated…
Do us all a service and make out with a woodchipper
I find it offensive to be pressured into calling him ‘she’. See how that works? It’s his narcissistic injury versus my moral injury, but only one of us is demanding the dismantlement of the other one’s rights.
Daily reminder to contact your local eu representatives and complain about the digital safety thing they plan on implementing and also this fuckass trade deal
Not all dms memmorize or have their players character sheets readily at hand. Easier to ask. Also makes it more fair to the players to be lore transparent with what you rolled. I always ask my players or at least state what it i rolled.
Men in the comments be like:
Getting mad at ur partner cause they don’t wanna have se× with u is weird behavior.
Hot take. Hydropowerplants that completely cut off rivers shouldnt be built anymore. They absolutely destroy the local enviroment and animal life. Ones that divert a small flow through a side channel are fine but the big ones are obsolete. Just build nuclear
Eus new requirements for phone reparaibility durability and transparency in power usage and battery life is going in to effect now so i guess that is some good news