Saint Hoax
@SaintHoax
chronically online
chris martin at the coldplay concert
Coldplay accidentally exposed an alleged affair between Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin Cabot at one of their recent concerts.
hailing a cab in new york after zohran implements sharia law
new york’s about to have its first muslim mayor!!!!!!!!
trump after speedrunning us into world war 3
President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing."
having a megalomaniac president who just casually declared world war 3 on his social media app without even bothering to get congressional approval
the seagull:
WHITE SMOKE Conclave has elected a new pope.
putin watching trump and vance do his work for him
.@VP: "Do you think that it's respectful to come to the Oval Office of the United States of America and attack the administration that is trying to prevent the destruction of your country?" @POTUS: "You don't have the cards right now. With us, you start having cards ... You're…
drake watching kendrick call him out in front of 120 million people
the US economy trying to bounce back after this trade war
melania when she saw him approaching
not mimi strategically wearing this hat to create a buffer zone
not mimi strategically wearing this hat to create a buffer zone
