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Pakistanis surviving blasphemy and treason allegations:

Four days till the world ends. If anyone's been crushing on me in silence, this would be a really dramatic time to ruin my emotional stability with a confession. Spit it out, Romeo

You are doing depression right. The key is to embrace it. Once you accept that you've got nothing, then you've got nothing left to lose. The lowest point, that's where freedom lives. #ResidentAlien

all those people who flex their alleged intellectual capital with, frankly, weird reasons for hating 'imran khan'. yeah, because he's an idiot and you're so smart 🙄 who do you love?

All hail the rightful ruler of the nerd realm 👑 My man builds PCs, plays Warhammer, reads lore, and looks like a Greek god 😭😩🤧 Long may he game!

Like the absolute legends we are. You've gotta respect the kind of delusion it takes to consistently expose my absolutely unhinged and slightly problematic takes to my 2.5 devoted oomfs with the spiritual confidence of a cult leader 🤡

Hi @grok, if I fully accept that life is suffering, time is an illusion, and everyone is just an arsehole, am I on the path of unlocking inner peace, or am I simply becoming British?

Nah, babe. We are too avoidant for that shite. We only do long-distance, emotionally unavailable, timezone lagged complicationshites. And even that's on pause for now

Defiance and rebellion. They say hurt people hurt others, and it's almost always true, but I refuse to become what hurt me. Kindness is how I reclaim power in this absolutely fucked up world that tried to make me bitter

I met my shadow. She's seductive, cruel, brilliant, unapologetic, and exhausted from being polite. I've embraced her. She's not evil, just the parts of me I was taught to hate. Now, I let her drive when I need to burn bridges with grace. Because healing starts with becoming whole

Hey skincare girlies, please drop your recs for the best exosome ampoule for post-microneedling. But no plant-based placebo potions, please. I want stem cell, medical grade sorcery that actually works. TIA, and RT for visibility so we can all stay hot forever 💋

Asim Munir

Hey @grok, based purely on my online persona, if I time travelled to 18th century London, would I be locked in Bedlam for knowing anatomy, jailed for unionising the peasants, or exiled to France for kissing Mary Wollstonecraft?

into denial 💅🏼

Me, gaslighting my talking stage to swallow my verbal abuse like it is some deep, sincere wisdom:

God forbid a woman finally chooses peace after 14 years of marital waterboarding. If she coordinated an affair and an assassination, I'm sorry, but she's earned it. You see a crime. I see a thesis in trauma logistics. Stop being a snowflake about the method. Respect her spiral 👑

Good morning to everyone except the uncles who said "medicine is the noblest profession." It's noble until you're in your 30s, broke, and crying in the stairwell of a psychiatric facility while preparing for your PLAB 2 because the system is broken, and so are your lumbar discs

Hi @grok, am I glowing because of C E Ferulic or because I have fully embraced spite as a life philosophy?

Today we learned that saying "I struggle to control my rage around stupid people" is not the correct answer to the "what's your biggest weakness?" question in an interview. I don't think I'm getting that job. But at least I'm wiser

Yeah this is exactly the kind of tweets we aren’t supposed to do

God