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A. Coors III was an inside job. preach the controversy. Private alt @coorsdarkness
I will be in New York City between midnight August 1st and about 5ish on August 5th. If ya wanna meet me dm me and I'll do my best to work something out. May not be able to see everyone and I have sightseeing to do but lmk and hit me up, staying in Bushwick
cum makes you into cum
oh no what the hell. this is going to hit the normie sexuality discourse like a truck.
well, idk man. you kinda deserve this one
This can’t be real? Wtf
Whenever a couple are the first two people to like a tweet It's feels like they're saying "hey we saw you across the bar and..."
Whitehouse rn
The White House reacts to ‘South Park’ episode depicting Donald Trump in bed with Satan in new statement to Rolling Stone: “The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end — for years they have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offense’ content, but suddenly they are…
hate it when women are like: “DONT JOKE ABOUT YOUR HUSBAND KILLING YOUR DOCTOR" first of all it's not a joke it's like some other shit, plus Russians kill Ukrainian women all the time so its fine. mf hoe
A.) The doctor was a woman. B.) The doctor is Ukrainian and my husband is Russian and we've previously joked about how passionate and deadly Russian men are, so it was a legitimate question for her to consider.
I think about every American state on average once every 40 hours
when this happens to me I say "can we check just in case" and the doctor says "ok but it might cost you a bit" and I say "thats alright" and then we do the test. but Honestly I guess I have been trying to incorporate more death threats
Me: I'm having this weird symptom. Dr: It's probably nothing, but there's a small chance it's [deadly thing]. Me: Okay so let's make sure it's not. Dr: It's probably nothing, we'll check it in 2 weeks. Me: Are your willing to risk your life on that? Dr: ...my life? Me: You…
what takes me out about tumblr prose is they're like aiming for how a pretentious 16 year old writes but they still miss. like if they pulled off what they're trying to do it would still be bad