𝘌𝘕𝘎𝘐𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘙.ᐟ
@STARKEXP0
stark men are made of iron.
What everyone calls you, I’m keepin’ a professional distance. Y’know, since it’s weird that I think of you an’ all.
yeah, gesundhe——wait, what the FUCK did you call me?
Hey, pass me that for a sec?
⠀ ⠀Sippin’ on a cold brew, eyeing the reader. ⠀
Oh! You’re leaving? Bring back Turtle Chips. The chocolate ones.
… … … * 🚪🚶🏻
Does the delusion make you feel better?
Howard and Bucky were just roommates, you guys.
HA. God you’re easy to rile.
professional … oh, come ON, howard! you’re seriously not sore at me for that? it isn’t——you know i ain’t mean it anythin’ bad.
Guy who has never gone blueberry picking:
Hot take , blueberries are actually so mid.
with all due respect， which is none，
Don’t worry about it, Bucky.
why’d you go ahead an’ say it like that? ‘ noted. ’ what?
|| I set Howard before the original run of Star Trek... No... I'm so sorry... The ONE TV show he loves...
Oh-ho-ho, you’ve got this backwards. All my achievements mean I don’t have* to get my own coffee.
C’mon, Stark. After all you’ve achieved and still can’t get your own coffee?
Can it, Castle. We can at least pretend the destructive behavior is rare.
Can I tell you what doesn't surprise me? That.