Captain Zarkonyus🚀
@SSCryptopia
Captain Z! of S.S. Cryptopia Believe in something! A Warrior of The Most High. Freedom is not Free, it's A Path with a Price to pay
Jammin this for the rest of the day
2 chains is a national treasure and we must protect him at all costs 🙏🏾
The type of future I find useful
This guy built an auto aiming trash can for his messy coworkers
If the AVERAGE negro was like this today then I could work with him…. But that’s not the case.
Dudes can just invent new hobbies to entertain themselves
Some people just show their bitch side because they hate it when Men win.
You guys are so pissed that women don’t want to be mothers in their teens and early 20s 😂😂😂
Woman with a great marriage says she wants a divorce from a phenomenal man, break up her family 😳
Finally
Cheesy, smoky, and seriously loaded 🍔🧀🥓🤤 (via: mobydickburger)
Real 💯
“Oh I avoid plastics, this is why I drink from a can” You mean the plastic bag in your can?
Legendary
Jim Carrey's 1999 MTV awards speech is legendary 🤣
Did you get washed up and lose control of your bag? Well, if anything you should know that all is never lost. It’s time to double down. If you’re not bullish then it’s time to be
The moment you realized you’re sitting next to a real retard.
Introverted man, extroverted woman. LMAOOOO
Yes
In 2013, 3 French men traveled to Nosy Be, Madagascar to harvest organs from 3 Madagascar children. This is how that turned out for them! Americans should take lessons!
5000 retweets ill release the txts of her begging for money for her "company" and begging to see me again.
Men take note 📝 If you abandon your day one, then she will turn on you and sink your ship. If bring a woman into the fold that hasn’t been there since day one, then she will turn on you and sink your ship. Do the math and keep your ship afloat. Be a good captain.
Remember this Men. And never forget it. Unless you want to be a fucking bum. Find your resolve.
Facts don’t lie. Samson killed armies but got slain by thighs. That’s the raw truth. The man could tear a lion apart with his bare hands… But couldn’t walk away from a woman who didn’t love him - just used him. That’s the warning to every modern man: Your biggest enemy isn’t…
British high schoolers try BBQ burnt ends for the first time
Population of grizzly bears traveling in herds from Yellowstone Just like the mountain lions did.