✨Carmilla✨

✨𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕞𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕪𝕖𝕥 𝕤𝕡𝕠𝕥 𝕒 𝕗𝕒𝕨𝕟 𝕒𝕥 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕪 𝔸 𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝔹𝕦𝕥 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖 𝕆𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕤𝕠𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕪 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕 ! ᴄʜᴀʀᴍɪɴɢ-ᴄᴜɴɴɪɴɢ-ᴇʟᴜsɪᴠᴇ ✨𝘾𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙖 𝙅𝙪𝙣𝙤✨

me and my girl don't argue she grabs the back of my neck like a dog and I submit

I did but at what cost.. 😂

Thanks my big bountiful breasts are one of my most distinguishing features, often people remember me by them. They say “ my my there goes silco with his giant breasts again” as I walk down the street.

=_=

…I do like him a little fucked up…

But it’s so handsome 🥺

I promise there’s nothing spiked about the agua Fresca he just likes being awful because he thinks it’s funny

Ignore him he’s being silly. It’s just normal cucumbers, nothing crazy.

Stop fucking around or vi is gonna punch you and then you’re gonna break your nose again

Yeah! Baby slings for you, some books I found. Lavender oil for anxiety. …what do you mean.

Silco be nice

He may not seem like it but he’s a big ol softie for you kids. Oh! I also have some dad stuff for you if you want it.

I also have other things for her to help her get her strength back from the baby but his big sappy self insisted we do the agua Fresca first

Honey we all need Vander

Please for the love of god pass my husband around like a red solo cup full of tequila at a frat party omgggggg it would make my morning sickness go awaaaay

🥺 oh. Ok. 🥺

Absolutely, sugar pea. What kind do you want?

You’re invited back to the baby shower btw

Shit did I ever put in my two weeks notice with dio fuckkkkkk fuckfuckfuckfuck