Skippy
@SKIPdaZIP
🌟 I think Skip, therefore I am. Populus iamdudum defutatus est. #ActuallyAutistic
Once upon a time, John Buchtel got one of his wagon wheels stuck in a pile of horse dung. The locals called that pile of horse dung "Kent State", and nobody lived happily ever after. The end. #LetsGoZips #FearTheRoo

I've felt San Francisco could use a good sweeping for a while now.
San Francisco is now clean 📚 #Mets #LGM
Not like Coldplay visited you at home. You and your sidepiece went to a very highly anticipated and attended concert in a public venue. Own your indiscretion, brah.
CEO Andy Byron's moving forward with suing Coldplay for ruing his life. "A song cost me my family, my job, & everything I built." – he said. Are u fckng kidding me? Just once I'd like to ask one of these accountability-allergic man-worms where he stores all that audacity. 🙄
Baseball fields are typically not that slippery. Respect the attempt, though.
🚨#BREAKING: Watch as a Savannah Bananas baseball player performer attempts a backflip during a live segment on CNN, only to face plant hard in front of the live cameras. The unexpected slip left anchors stunned
No lies detected. Flacco knows the playbook and the stadium, but he lowkey could retire again at any time. Pookie isn't it. If he were, he would still be with his other teams. I have seen exactly zero sizzle reels. Gabriel has shown nice flashes. Shedeur's been wonderful so far.
🔥 Browns Future QB. Solid Discussion "I would be doing everything to see if Dillon or Shedeur could be a starting QB this year. We know Joe & Kenny aren't it" 📽️ @ESPNNFL
You humans buried the lede. Chuck Mangione died too?! Ozzy and Chuck are both frequent flyers on my playlists. Love me some Feels So Good!
Rest in Peace Chuck Mangione. The master of the flugel horn. "Feels So Good" was everywhere. Raise your hand if this banger was played in your home growing up. 🎶🎶🎶🎶
BREAKING: Jay Leno says late-night hosts today are too political, and it’s destroying comedy. He’s right.
Heh, "cemetery"... Rotten Tomatoes is a hotbed for word crimes.
@PatUnleashed @KeithMalinak @ThatGuyAtPGU Tens of people are upset with the Colbert firing. Nearly as many people as those who gave Gigli high ratings on Rotten Tomatoes are beside themselves over it, CBS! #PutThatInYourPipe
They didn't. He was first introduced in Fantastic Four #48, March 1966.
I really enjoyed the Fantastic Four movie but it's weird they had to create a villain (Galactus) instead of using someone from established FF lore.
That is REALLY impressive!
#PunkRock painting I did of #SidVicious from the #SexPistols on the back of #Posers clothing store on #MelroseAve in #Hollywood 💪
I warned you, Cleveland. They want to gut the team for him, AGAIN. If his kid's name was John Smith, you'd be screaming bloody murder. Instead, you're going to let them do it, aren't you? I hereby invoke the Nick Chubb rule. No curtain calls until Chubb is back in Berea.
This DIABOLICAL four-team trade proposal from Greg Swartz sees Bronny and LeBron get traded to Cleveland for a fairytale ending 👀 The Hornets get Jarrett Allen, who “could play as a lob-catcher from LaMelo Ball and a defensive anchor”, while the Cavs would start Evan Mobley at…
So Andrew Barry would not sign Nick Chubb to 1 more year. He then signs with Houston for $2.5 million. We then have the starter hurt, the backup arrested and in limbo, have to sign a UFL player......ohhh and Chubb is now practicing with the 1's Not sure how you can defend AB
Hold on…it’s not Saturday…it’s HAMMY’s DAY!! Our soundtrack of Summer and Voice of the @CleGuardians is going into the @baseballhall! Congrats TOM! Truly a Hall of Fame broadcaster and Human!!
Good question. Wonder if you'll get any sane, nonpartisan answers. I rather doubt it. That said, with each passing day that he, Congress, and all of DC balks on coming clean, the more likely it is that I won't vote for a single one of them. (Except Tulsi and Massie, of course.)
10 facts and a question: 1. We know that Epstein and Trump were friends in the 1990s. 2. We know they were photographed together. 3. We know Trump spoke to interviewers about Epstein. 4. It's been reported Trump sent a birthday message to Epstein in January 2003. 5. It's well…