Heimerdinger

||Happy to see these new parody accounts popping up, glad to welcome them.

I have learned how to bake.

I have learned how to #dance.

I do hope everyone is having a good day. I certainly am not.

I find myself in profound remorse for having undertaken this endeavor. Who gave me the permission for such actions?

I believe I may be having what Talis is calling a "hangover". I do not like this.

Morning. No good because I have woken up with a splitting headache. I will go vomit now.

I am #very oFfended fROm This.

eveery0ne seEms to hAte me.. and my loVee Mojitooo .. ☹️

I'm not. DrUnK

I think I. hAv3 triEdd tooo muchhh..!-)#*!

I have tried the Mojito that Councilor Medarda was talking about. I am not sure if I like it.

Am I a labubu ?

I like these emojis : 😆😁🧐❤️💯🧠🌞 .

I was walking around and someone started petting me and calling me a good puppy. What in the Arcane is this? 😤

Again, What is this contraption and why is everyone yet again calling me one?

I have just come to a realization that my pet is missing. Anyone know where he is? I am very distressed ☹️

This is my pet Poro. He is blind in one eye. I have heard some people calling him "Porofessor". Should I name him that ? 😁

I have found this image while scrolling around. Who and what is this creature and why does everyone compare me to it ?🧐

I think I am cool. 😎😎