SCANDALABRA
@SIMPLYWICKED_
Yes! Yes! It's me, its me! The one and only Scandalabra! Inform me of the most interesting scandals you hear! (DE roleplay account)
Yes! Yes! It's me, its me! The one and only Scandalabra! Here to sleuth and find out all the lovely lies round this homestead! // admin here !! scandy will tweet whatever drama they find on other accounts (whether or not its true) and cause a little drama when they see fit !!
every night they have a queening out off and whoever wins gets to top
SICK of Amir only being shipped with the worst white men. It is time for Reggie x Amir. Everyone say hi to Self-Hate
Egads...... as they say it... "Good luck, soldier".. Half of the objects in this house are positively HORRIFIED by that character..

Another day.. another scandal! I.. almost unfortunately... AM aware. But are YOU aware of the type of things that Stepford and Skips are getting up to around the house ?

Talk about "I can fix him!" on a scandalous new level! Could a mere toolbox truly fix up the concept of REJECTION's heart?!

There is a 7th?! I had certainly believed they all were.. lets say.. lost due to their sponor's frivolous activity! How scandalous... egads, give me the details!

If my little wicks prove me right, it seems as though the three of them have gotten together! 😉 Also dont fucking play with me. Give me that fanfic right now.

AH, the scandal!!! 99 other objects in this house and this curious individual chooses a "dakimakura"-! Is this perhaps the lowest one can get...?

Ahem... egads, for your own sake- I certainly hope not! Now you didnt hear it from me but that man has a tendency to go.. a little DEMENTED..

Ahem... they say that your dynamic pair of curtains.. may be tangled up in more way than one!

I remember seeing something g along the lines of “I’m probably non-binary but I have a job so idrc about that right now.” That resonates with me a lot.
POSITIVELY SCANDALOUS! Beware of one's private digital footprint, as it seems somebody else wants to see YOUR privates......

Did you know your dishware is positively STAINED with scandal-? I hate to be crass however rumours of Daisuke having a.. er... "baby daddy" has finally reached my flames..! Do you know who the father might be? WINK WINK.

It seems as though our board games have FINALLY won the game of life and finds himself bethrothed to a certain somebody?!

My goodness HAVENT I! You can hear their QUARRELING from across the house!

SEEKING for loooovee from an mere ball of yarn?! How FASCINATING..!
