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@SH4RPAIM_
β Parody and RP Account. β Slightly heavy topics, not gonna be LEWD, tho. β Ran by http://sh4rp.xn--ckh ESP / ENG
πβ Time for a clean reset. Pinned. β " You ever felt tired and just stare at the cityscape? "
sh4rp.β While I'm busy lol.

" Heh, yeah, yeah... Let's. "
" Eeeeh, I have fun. " " Anyway, let's go finish that cake, yeah? "
" You steal one kiss from me and you're on top of the world, huh? You tease... " * Sighing with content... " You and your antics, I swear to god... "
" I'm pretty sure I've brought you into near-death experiences often. " " Probably more than Tavie. " " And that's how I'm cooler than Tav. mwehehehe. "
" Psssshh, riiight... Gosh, you're so bad at lying, you know? " * Giving her a loud kiss on the forehead. Why? Meh, no reason. " You're gonna be the death of me one day, I swear... "
" Weeeell, if you weren't so cool and handsome and stuff, i would flirt back!! " " also, i suck at flirting!! "
" Yeah, because usually you're the one all red over me. " * Laughing a tiny bit, eventually pulling her in with care to hug her. " Guess you're finally catchin' up. "
" mwehehehehe " " You thought YOU were in control!! " [ * her being childish makes her feel better. ]
" Pfβ Yeah, typical Jaylen. " * Rolling his eyes after kissing her back, ruffling her hair lightly. " I thought I was the forward one... "
" Because I have no other forms of attack but THIS! " [ * kissed him anyway. ]
" Oh? Yeah? " * Brushing a strand of her hair behind her ear. " And what's got you so desperate all of a sudden? "
" What if that's WHAT I want, huh? " " What about that? "
" By the way, I mean it. " " You're sooooo gettin' kissed. "
" Oooooh, got you good, didn't I? " " Knew it... You'll have a smooch on the way after I'm done baking a cake. "
" My one weakness! Love!! " " nooooo!!! "
" Rich comin' from someone in kissing distance. "
" Nuh uh! " " You're the dork! 24/7, 365!! "
" Oh hush. " * Flicking her nose. " We both know you're the bigger dork here, any day an' any week. "
" If anything, you're the dork! " " Dork! "
* Giggling lightly. " Heheh, yeah, yeah... Love you too, dork. "
" . . . " " I love you, a lot. " " but sometimes you just- " [ * i tried to translate the rest of the message, but even i, the writer, couldn't deduce what they said. ]
" Oh, it's exactly what you think it meant, ma'am. " * Doing this same face because yea.
" You. . . didn't just fucking say that out loud. " " Please say you didn't just say that. "
" Yeah, yeah, it's all good. " * Snickering. " Haven't been able to see things in 4K for a loooooong time, heh... "
[ * Siiigh. ] " Can't stay mad at you for long. You are able to keep care of yourself. " " Your sight is better now, riiiiight? "
" Heh, okay, okay, chill, I'm alright, and that's what counts. " " Not that I mind the help, y'know, I'm glad you're worried, Jay. "
" Jeez, Pico. " " You could have told me!! I could have done something to help! "
" Oh! Alright, gotcha. " " But nah, nah, don't sweat it, I'm a-okay. "
βi donβt know if youβre aware or notβ¦.but i was known as a sort ofβ¦corrector on white baseβ¦β
" I had to use contact lenses... But meh, you already guess what happened. " " Definitely not Zero. "
" Waaaait, you couldn't see? " " AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME? "